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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

"Always the hurricanes blowing...."

Carstonio's avatar

Republicans are incapable of handling emergencies like Puerto Rico because they see the situations as opportunities to soak the victims to benefit cronies.

Cheese is Too Damn High!'s avatar

Whyu, as in, "Whyu gotta be such turd goblins?"

Carstonio's avatar

So we’ve essentially owned it as a colony for more than a century, despite it having no natural resources to exploit like colonial powers usually do? It wasn’t a tourist destination until a few decades ago.

Skippy Cavanaugh's avatar

And those poor people need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps

Satanic Pancake's avatar

One word for you, Puerto Rico: Stilts. And solar panels. Okay, that's three words. And hurricane-proof houses. Hmmm . . . that's more words. Okay, so houses on stilts that have solar panels, all totally hurricane-proof. Living underground would probably make you hurricane-proof, so underground houses with solar panels, on stilts. There, I've solved the problem like Maria.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

God's aim is notoriously shitty (see a few years ago when he tried to punish the gay Swedes in 2004 and accidentally hit the Indian Ocean instead, causing a bit of a ruckus.

Paul Dietzel's avatar

To those in Nova Scotia, this probably wouldn't be the best weekend to do what they do up number eleven.

Porkchop's avatar

Well, they're probably happy you didn't get that job either, with that attitude.

pmsrw3's avatar

"Always the population growing..."

Paul Dietzel's avatar

In a way that's sort of the same thing with "wokeness." Republicans use being "woke" as a weakness at best or more likely as a con because being "woke" is not a lot different than being empathetic and that's something that they just can't fathom.

pmsrw3's avatar

How about we pass a new Jones Act that sends Alex's money to PR?

Alas, Bills of Attainder are unconstitutional.

pmsrw3's avatar

I'm glad that in the text you specified "all the Eastern Damp provinces", since without that correction it would mean all of Canada.

Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

I have a bottle of champagne just waiting for that happy day.

Mavenmaven's avatar

As long as Black and Brown people suffer more the Republicans are ok with it

IMPOed's avatar

There was a push to make PR a renewable powerhouse, mini grids could avoid the major damage island wide grids can't endure, apparently this model stalled also... fuck!