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Ukrainian army party limo?

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Saddle for first-time sex? Maybe try beginner-level sex before going full Kama Sutra?

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Sorry, saddle? I don't remember that part.

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I always thought that was them thar metaphors.

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I had a friend that walked around the house with a squirt bottle, because her cat wouldn't shut up.(Looked just like Meimei.)

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Robocop -- the gift that keeps on giving.

b/w this, Showgirls, and Starship Troopers Paul Verhoeven was downright prophetic.

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I've never actually seen that (or rolling coal) in the field - but to it's credit the General Assembly and Governor responded immediately to a fatal crash in southern Virginia by passing the law

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If you do railroad law, you might know or know of my dad's cousin, who was really big in that area, and lived in the DC area (maybe still does, part time).

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I'm sure y'all would like to know that the Virginia State Bar have Stephen Bias a public reprimand for taking Ben Garrison's money ($10,000 flat fee) and then taking 7 months to file one of his famed Libelz actions

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Maybe if the first time you tried sex involved a saddle that could have been part of the problem.

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That sounds like one of mine who is a fluffy tabby.

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Gorbachev sings tractors! Turnip! Buttocks!

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I don't anymore (thankfully, I don't got to read contracts no mote)

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Seriously, Strphen, you didn't think your SLAPP libelz clients wouldn't turn on you 🙄

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Good for you! Anyway, Larry was the guy who sued Seaboard Coast Line out of existence for violations of the Railroad Safety Act (which he helped draft as a legislative aide).

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Seaboard Coast Lines changed it's name to CSX - rudely nicknamed Crash, Smash, eXplode

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