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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Ukrainian army party limo?

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Saddle for first-time sex? Maybe try beginner-level sex before going full Kama Sutra?

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pstokk's avatar

Sorry, saddle? I don't remember that part.

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bluicebank's avatar

I always thought that was them thar metaphors.

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

I had a friend that walked around the house with a squirt bottle, because her cat wouldn't shut up.(Looked just like Meimei.)

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Wojciech 💋 🇺🇦's avatar

Robocop -- the gift that keeps on giving.

b/w this, Showgirls, and Starship Troopers Paul Verhoeven was downright prophetic.

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

I've never actually seen that (or rolling coal) in the field - but to it's credit the General Assembly and Governor responded immediately to a fatal crash in southern Virginia by passing the law

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Werewolf's avatar

If you do railroad law, you might know or know of my dad's cousin, who was really big in that area, and lived in the DC area (maybe still does, part time).

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

I'm sure y'all would like to know that the Virginia State Bar have Stephen Bias a public reprimand for taking Ben Garrison's money ($10,000 flat fee) and then taking 7 months to file one of his famed Libelz actions

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

Maybe if the first time you tried sex involved a saddle that could have been part of the problem.

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Vericima's avatar

That sounds like one of mine who is a fluffy tabby.

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Werewolf's avatar

Gorbachev sings tractors! Turnip! Buttocks!

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

I don't anymore (thankfully, I don't got to read contracts no mote)

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Seriously, Strphen, you didn't think your SLAPP libelz clients wouldn't turn on you 🙄

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Werewolf's avatar

Good for you! Anyway, Larry was the guy who sued Seaboard Coast Line out of existence for violations of the Railroad Safety Act (which he helped draft as a legislative aide).

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Seaboard Coast Lines changed it's name to CSX - rudely nicknamed Crash, Smash, eXplode

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