Big Baby Brooklyn Man Sues City Because Big Mean Rock In The Park Made Him Cry
Are you a special snowflake? Do you believe the world is your playground but you should also be protected from any sharp corners the world has, literally and figuratively? Then you are probably a nonsense person like Jonathan Stock, who is suing New York City for his fall from a rock he climbed in a Manhattan Park.
You may ask yourself "how on earth is it the city's fault if some grown person millennial doofus climbs a rock and falls down?" We are completely confused about this as well, but that is because we are not special snowflake indigo child adult playground world is our oyster type of people. But Jonathan Stock sure as fuck is.
Natural Selection is a harsh mistress....
Sticks and stones may break my bones.
Questions?