Are you a special snowflake? Do you believe the world is your playground but you should also be protected from any sharp corners the world has, literally and figuratively? Then you are probably a nonsense person like Jonathan Stock, who is suing New York City
Natural Selection is a harsh mistress....
Sticks and stones may break my bones.
Questions?
Did some crafty prankster switch URLs this morning? Let's see:
97.107.137.164 is The Onion 198.16.5.113 is Wonkette
Must be some other explanation.
Yeah, because a sign saying "DO NOT CLIMB ON THIS ROCK" would have totally stopped this doofus cold.
This is an accurate representation of all lawsuits and thus a strong case for immediate passage of any/all tort reform legislation.
And I grew up thinking Brooklyn (and Bronx) residents could punch rocks into little pebbles.
Of quartz not.
The 1000 foot cliffs and sheer drops at Canyonlands should be next on his itinerary.
You shoulda seen what it was wearing!
Gneiss!