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He has a license to have an automatic weapon?

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ya know I went through a crotch-rocket (can you believe that is in the standard spell-checker dictionary?) phase, mostly Yamaha's (because fast and tons of power) until the last few years when my knees got old. Now I ride a 250cc scooter (again, because knees) and I have all the rain/cold gear and I prefer to ride it over my car. it's all in the attitude and confidence I guess.

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I didn't think so, could be wrong, but the first riders in the late 40's were soldiers returning from killing Nazi's, of course now we are a Nazified nation so what do I know...

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"Maripat Blankenheim" sounds French AND Jewish, the two things real American Trump voters can't stand.

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Oh wow, we used to laugh at those guys. There was a pack of them that used to only drive into Soho, and park. No miles on the odometers.

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Doctor Zoom is apparently too stupid to actually have obtain a doctorate in anything. Hating on Harley's, referring to them solely as noisy and all Harley riders as dirty bikers, tells us clearly that he or she is just a whiny protester who has been butt-hurt over being referred to as a hippy. Good that you remain anonymous behind your misnomer moniker, as otherwise you may well come face to face with a rider ready to pummel some intelligence into you.

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You're funny!

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She was a force to be reckoned with.

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Thanks, I'm nothing if not a sense of humor.

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That would make an awesome design for a new Elizabeth Warren shirt! She is due for an update worthy of her recent work eviscerating slime with words.

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T Doug can spell, he has that going for him!

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My daughter from another mother (long story) now lives in Dubai and rides an Indian. She is a fighter jet mechanic (served in Air Force), but could not find work in the civilian world and was snapped up by a contractor. She worked on the plane the female pilot flew into combat and bombed an ISIS camp a few years back.

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I found it: https://www.washingtonpost....Not sure if this works...but Kelsey made sure the plane was in tip-top shape before the mission!

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Remains anonymous? He's got his real name and city of residence right there in his bio, idiot. "Doktor Zoom Is the pseudonym of Marty Kelley, who lives in Boise, Idaho.Reading is hard.

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More like Chuck E Cheese tokens.

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Monseigneur? Is that you? Sounds like you've lost your head!

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