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PropellerVigo's avatar

Their new Temu Rittenhouse is pretty sad.

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Amy J's avatar

We will never be the same country we were. It must be rebuilt, and by the people, not billionaires and tech freaks!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. After the travesty that was the Nixon administration, then the tragedy of Ronald Raygun's reign of error, I said it would take at least 20 years of good Democratic legislation to get out of the mess they made. Then came a country run by a bush, a dick, and a colon (sp). Now? Let's just say I'm glad we have no children. FFS.

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Kevin's avatar

"... it is rude to speculate!" you wrote. That's not how I heard it. It's been a while, so my memory is unclear, but I'm pretty sure I read here on Wonkette that "It would be irresponsible not to speculate." I live by that now.

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kmblue187's avatar

Name the anchorbabe who said that lemme help you out Cokie Roberts.

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Kevin's avatar

The Chicago Tribune's Eric Zorn wrote 8-23-21: “Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible not to.”

This memorable sentiment, penned in April 2000, by former Reagan administration speechwriter Peggy Noonan in her Wall Street Journal column, has long served as the inspiration for my annual prediction poll.

Every December, I ask online readers to click on their best guesses about what the year in news will bring ....

So the anchorbabe's name is Eric. :)

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kmblue187's avatar

My mistake!

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Are any of these people poor enough or melanin-challenged enough that we can hold them responsible for their actions? If so, I hope a future administration is willing to throw several books at them.

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Philip Martin's avatar

If you have to call yourself big balls then they aren't.

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Joe Christmas's avatar

Further characterizing Christians as lying little fascist

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Looks like HGH to me.

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beb's avatar

Instead of "Big Balls" we should call him "Little Boots" (hint google it)

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Zyxomma's avatar

Don't have to; neither does anyone who read or saw I, Claudius.

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beb's avatar

Read the book, saw the series, both were great.

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Cheers Y'all's avatar

Is it just me or does Big Balls really look like Doogie Howser's evil doppelgänger?

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Led Tassle's avatar

This country, or whatever's left of it, is damn lucky that Kim, or Sarah Jessica or Cynthia, didn't launch a full-scale attack on South Korea or Taiwan or Oregon while Fat Man and Little Boy had the entire military collection of scrambled eggs in a single place to listen to Whiskeyleaks shaming their BMI and their beardos and their objective(ish) evaluations of things like harassment complaints.

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chev_chelios's avatar

those 2 teens should be given a medal....BB balls deserves another beat down by little teen girls.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Testlickles deviant to Fudd's Law" -- I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus.

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forestvillain's avatar

I have to pee. How much longer before this epic 'The Government is Out to Fuck Us' film is over?

Also, too, when do the folks in the white hats show up for more than a cameo?

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glenglish's avatar

I am no fan of this Nano Nuts and or "ME" Lon Musk, America's greediest welfare queen.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Sweet Jeebus I hope if the Dems take the House back they hold hearings into the DOGE mess and find out what Musk and Thiel have done with our data.

Also, fuck Big Balls.

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