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Just their money.

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I think it's intended to be symbolic in some subtle and elusive way. I'm getting a picture of a guy swallowing a garden hose or maybe wolfing down a pool noodle. I'm not sure what this has to do with teh gehs, though.

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You know the one sure way to be sure that your money has no connection at all to any bank or business that has any connection with The Gays?

Don't have any money. Works like a charm.

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The commercial that got Graham's panties in a wad is so sweet it brought tears to my eyes.Graham's father wasn't nearly as big an ass, or at least he hid it better.

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Isn't it amazing when a commercial is way better than the product?

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Obviously, the only way to keep his money gay-safe is to hide it in the closet.

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Nazareth Moneychagers NA has come through with an even better deal.

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Haha...oh, those wacky, zany fundies. They never seem to get their fill of throat-crammin'.. Whatever makes ya happy, right???

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Branches conveniently located in every tree.

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Wells Fucking Fargo is too progressive for him? Holy Mother of Fuck.

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Thanks for reminding me how old I am.

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They may be shitty, but I'd bet that Bank of America "outshits" them in every way. Their founder must be spinning in his grave at the things they do.

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I enjoy pointing out to wingnuts that the very computer they are using is the brainchild of an out gay man, hell a hero to gays everywhere.

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bless his tiny little heart of coal. only a truly lost soul could watch that video and respond with such irrational foul venom. what tools his followers are.

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Don't even get me started on Winchester.

Well one of them. With his angelic boyfriend.

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