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TexasCatHag's avatar

How many goddamn DEMOCRATS will vote for this pile of shit? I bet >10 in the house and >5 senators. And Cory Booker is dead to me.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

"Then there will be some wrangling, leadership will agree to add a couple measures that will make life harder for single mothers, and the bill will pass without substantial changes."

Bless you, Dok, for not only saying the thing that everyone knows, but no one actually writes, and further for making it the lede, which is where it belongs.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

I still think every story about Trump's brainfarts should lead with "The President announced another poorly thought-out and probably illegal thing today which, inexplicably, the rest of the executive branch is duly enacting even though it will be halted by a TRO within a week."

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Jen's Sparkling New Year's avatar

That second season though. Hell the entire thing.

Well played, Disney. Well played.

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motmelere's avatar

I assume the 2029 date on some of those cuts and requirements is supposed to give a few GOP senators some cover. They already lost Josh fucking Hawley; how many others view this crap as nothing less than political suicide?

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SethTriggs's avatar

They need not worry. Murc's Law is Cruise Control for Cool (and Clicks!). Besides for voters, Democrats need to be perfect...Republicans only need excuses.

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Jen's Sparkling New Year's avatar

It's so whomever, and they are assuming a Democrat, gets the blame.

Same as the last cuts that did not kick in until 21.

That the GOP sued to keep in place when Biden kicked them to the curb

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I zoomed in for a good look at the man from "The Hay Wain".

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XxX's avatar

Impressive video, with onlooker commentary (mostly, "Holy crap!")

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c991n8p4pdyo

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ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over if you'd like to join us there for OT.

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"M"'s avatar

Thank you, Ziggy - because there is some GOOD TROUBLE for everybody I found here from PP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDSEob48jW8

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Mexican Navy training sailing ship gets a buzz cut thanks to the Brooklyn Bridge.

Consequently, Trump declares war on Mexico; raises tariffs, etc. (Probably.)

I don't know whether to LMAO or go back to bed, or both.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

This is *not* the boat pr0n we like.

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Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

The main question to consider is whether or not sail power is woke.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Obviously, the crew of that ship was not woke.

Don't they have coffee on those things?

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Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

Right now they're lucky if they have enough clean underwear to go around.

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InMyRoom's avatar

I just have to laugh. Seems to be the only sane response.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

This timeline is definitely unserious.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It's only a matter of time until Bobby Ewing steps out of the shower.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Obviously, said ship went a bridge too far.

I'll shut up now.

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XxX's avatar

tsk, tsk.

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🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

I didn't get out of bed until 5:00 pm today. Why even bother?

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XxX's avatar

Saturday Caturday is officially OT of everything and you can do whatever the fuck you want.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

It's 1936 MST and I got out of bed fifteen minutes ago. I went to sleep at 7AM. So, maybe twelve hours sleep. For me, getting out of bed is getting more difficult by the day and I'm not snarking.

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"M"'s avatar

Tornados & historic storms in KY, MO, IN, TX, VA –

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShjK716YVx0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y23Bp33nh9U

Dear White people – this is why the rest of us need you to be this mad

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4Y8kfraB3JE

Because not only do Donald et al tend to discontinue FEMA and will be parroting “give it back to the states” because they think people don’t understand that state budgets cannot support that burden –

but they also have ALL THE PLANS to pocket ALL THE MONEY

AND THEN they’re going to sell the land at distressed prices to Russia, China, and whoever else they owe money to

Also please remember – too often?

HOMELESS PEOPLE CANNOT VOTE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbTtcIstFpM

It’s Time To FIGHT Trump Like Hungary is FIGHTING Orbán

Tim Miller & Alex Wagner at The Bulwark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjAuVgOGfSk

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"M"'s avatar

makes your head hurts, doesn’t it

#BeThisMad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjAuVgOGfSk

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Shananigan's avatar

It's not just FEMA but NOAA and the associated forecasting agencies. That doesn't stop the tornadoes from removing your house but it can save the lives of the folks who aren't like the dumbasses who hear the siren and take that as their cue to go camp out on the porch with a cooler full of beer.

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"M"'s avatar

Absolutely

Everything you just said

#ResistLikeHungary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjAuVgOGfSk

#BeThisMad

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

And yet...

And yet...

And yet money is considered free speech in the US.

Somebody please put me out of this misery. Please!

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XxX's avatar

I don't think it's time for that. But you can get very stoned!!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I'm working on the stonage situation right now.

{{{hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss}}} AhhhhhhhH!

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Oh god zuludaddy was right. He told me today to check with him in a month about The Daily Beast’s decline. I just saw that they gave Clitzilla a job opining about Democrats. I’m beaten.

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abbienormal's avatar

I stopped visiting The Daily Beast about nine months ago. Too much clickbait.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

It’s celebrity gossip trash now, mostly

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

This scene feels very real and very absurd at the same time.

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Jjamie's avatar

I think you are on the wrong thread...

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Works either way, really!

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Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

Mexican sailboat just crashed into the Brooklyn Bridge because they didn't read a tide chart. What you said tracks!.

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InMyRoom's avatar

I'm finally done for the day. I'm tired and will now just be horizontal.

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Rank Member's avatar

Great post, Dok. Thank you.

Glad I know nothing about an andor.

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XxX's avatar

CAKE. "Billionaire in Space"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEDCX_Qkyec

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lmurr's avatar

I like this a lot. Especially the electric guitar.

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