The picture of the vice president and his apparently generous endowment has only been up for a few hours, and already we have enough conspiracy theories to justify a recount in Ohio. We're just surprised no one has done a comparison of the bulge to a map of former slave states. People were not this suspicious about John Kerry's big-tent party -- but with Cheney, we can't just lie back and think of Tony Blair. There has to be another explanation: It's a colostomy bag, it's just low-slung old man balls, it's a secret transmitter. . . Keep this up and you'll get NYT involved.
Big Dick Cheney's Mystery Bulge
Big Dick Cheney's Mystery Bulge
Big Dick Cheney's Mystery Bulge
The picture of the vice president and his apparently generous endowment has only been up for a few hours, and already we have enough conspiracy theories to justify a recount in Ohio. We're just surprised no one has done a comparison of the bulge to a map of former slave states. People were not this suspicious about John Kerry's big-tent party -- but with Cheney, we can't just lie back and think of Tony Blair. There has to be another explanation: It's a colostomy bag, it's just low-slung old man balls, it's a secret transmitter. . . Keep this up and you'll get NYT involved.