Big Drug Bust In Denver As Convention Lame-ification Efforts Continue
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In little more than a month, the glut of political insiders and media types that preside over Washington D.C. will all squeeze into a single cardboard box and be dropped from the Enola Gay onto Denver, leveling the city entirely and offering radiation cancer for generations of future re-colonizers. And to make our Washingtonian invaders feel more comfortable during their Democratic National Convention, Denver officials are currently trying to replicate the invaders' hometown with measures designed to eliminate anything fun, anywhere in the city. So yesterday, a team of FBI and "Denver Metro Gang Task Force" agents
Big Drug Bust In Denver As Convention Lame-ification Efforts Continue
Big Drug Bust In Denver As Convention…
Big Drug Bust In Denver As Convention Lame-ification Efforts Continue
In little more than a month, the glut of political insiders and media types that preside over Washington D.C. will all squeeze into a single cardboard box and be dropped from the Enola Gay onto Denver, leveling the city entirely and offering radiation cancer for generations of future re-colonizers. And to make our Washingtonian invaders feel more comfortable during their Democratic National Convention, Denver officials are currently trying to replicate the invaders' hometown with measures designed to eliminate anything fun, anywhere in the city. So yesterday, a team of FBI and "Denver Metro Gang Task Force" agents