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Oh, I gotta try this...

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I wonder if Medicaid will pay to treat his conditional discharge. It sounds painful.

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Business must be pretty fucking bad for him to qualify for Medicaid.

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The cultural attractions are good, but I can't pee off my deck, and my dog barks at night.

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Or, at the very least, as fellow beast-bleeders. Does it cease to be a worthwhile endeavor if you actually need the help?

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HA! Where are you? Or do you have a big lot that you don't "maintain" & neighbors who don't care? That would be heaven.

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I talked to a nun today who thought that Obamacare forcing Catholic schools to provide health insurance for their teaching staff was Christian persecution.

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Don't forget the transgender bathroom laws.

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Those are some dead eyes in that mug shot....

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If you scratch a teabagger hard enough, you will uncover either a hypocrite or a psychopath, sometimes both.

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I'm having nun of that!

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Probably helps when you dont claim cash receipts as income so you don't have to pay taxes.

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As a resident of the Philadelphia area I can attest to false cheesesteak claims being grounds for justifiable homicide. This rule applies to Roast Pork sandwiches as well.

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This does not sound at all sanitary.

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to quote charlize theron in something something i've forgotten:

gross.

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Oh thanks - - although I'm not crazy about it, I'm keeping it for now. The colors for some reason make it easy to locate while scrolling endlessly through Disqus comments (I am relatively new to disqus)~

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