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"The Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen ... <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=4TAtRCJIqnk" target="_blank">oy</a> ... ten, ten commandments, for all to obey."

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i don't think that lady and that walrus actually happened.

but i guess that's just me.

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A lezzie walra and her girlfriend would be a couple of walrae.

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Exactamundo.

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This reminds me of Plastic Man jokes from my yout'.

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Tusks up on the new motto.

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Skittles do refresh the mouth after fellating a horse.

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Funny how it's only your neighbor's wife that's actually off-limits. That leaves a pretty wide open field, when you think about it.

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What's fascinating to me is that there's an "agenda behind this" -- and has been for 40 years. I look forward to reading Nolte's disclosure of who is behind this 40-year-old plot to make Nolte succumb to the temptations of bestiality.

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Hell, he probably IS a furry.

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If he sees kissing and races to the dictionary to cut-and-paste the definition of a sex act, that loony wing nut panic about anything sensual seems to be affecting his deductive reasoning skillz. Exactly the kind of perv I don't want telling teenagers that abstinence is a cake walk.

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NO ONE TELL HIM ABOUT FURRIES.

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Given his logic skills, he must also assume that 'animal husbandry' is a marital state.

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If it had been sheep instead of a Walrus I suspect that Mr. Nolte would not be objecting.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=UGPEmGP6fko" target="_blank">Nolte probably won't like this one either.</a> Warning: swallow your coffee first.

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