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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"The Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen ... <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=4TAtRCJIqnk" target="_blank">oy</a> ... ten, ten commandments, for all to obey."

fuflans's avatar

i don't think that lady and that walrus actually happened.

but i guess that's just me.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A lezzie walra and her girlfriend would be a couple of walrae.

bobbert's avatar

This reminds me of Plastic Man jokes from my yout'.

bobbert's avatar

Tusks up on the new motto.

chascates's avatar

Skittles do refresh the mouth after fellating a horse.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Funny how it's only your neighbor's wife that's actually off-limits. That leaves a pretty wide open field, when you think about it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What's fascinating to me is that there's an "agenda behind this" -- and has been for 40 years. I look forward to reading Nolte's disclosure of who is behind this 40-year-old plot to make Nolte succumb to the temptations of bestiality.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Hell, he probably IS a furry.

Chris Grrr's avatar

If he sees kissing and races to the dictionary to cut-and-paste the definition of a sex act, that loony wing nut panic about anything sensual seems to be affecting his deductive reasoning skillz. Exactly the kind of perv I don't want telling teenagers that abstinence is a cake walk.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

NO ONE TELL HIM ABOUT FURRIES.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Given his logic skills, he must also assume that 'animal husbandry' is a marital state.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

If it had been sheep instead of a Walrus I suspect that Mr. Nolte would not be objecting.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=UGPEmGP6fko" target="_blank">Nolte probably won't like this one either.</a> Warning: swallow your coffee first.