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tek's avatar

King Peptides!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Brooke. I hope you and all west coast Wonketteers stay safe.

beb's avatar

What's the deal with paid sign-in to comment on the Iran War plans thread? Especially since I'm already a free subscriber and just recently made an annual donation?

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Not sure. It has been happening on other substack sites too.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Mistakes were made. Nothing personal.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Substack by default makes any post paid sub comments only.

The author has to remember to uncheck that box every time.

People forget.

It always seems to take hours to fix for some reason.

tek's avatar

people forget!

🎶

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑠 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒

𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑠

𝑃𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡

𝐹𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦'𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔

🎶

Nancy Naive's avatar

Can’t see the complaints

Schmannity's avatar

"Ken Paxton invited a crowd to spell out what sets him apart from his Senate rival, and a heckler happily obliged by blindsiding him.

In a clip shared Saturday by journalist Aaron Rupar, Paxton, the Republican nominee for U.S. Senate in Texas, urged the audience to "tell your friends the difference between me and James Talarico," his Democrat opponent. One audience member shouted back, "Paxton, you take bribes!

https://www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-2678178159/

It's going great!

cynmac's avatar

I'm watching "The Wiz" when I should be canvassing. This headache has been lingering since Tuesday and has me down. I'm hoping that I get trick-or-treaters. I have play-doh and spider rings. Also quarters for if I get any UNICEF-ers.

paul's avatar

Here is a fun Halloween costume that looks amazingly real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LseCNzDUY24

weejee's avatar

OT: Remember that voting helps remove orange shit stains.

tek's avatar

Vote around the collar beats shit around the collar!

gallbladder's avatar

I wish I knew this as a kid.

tehbaddr's avatar

Wait, did Brooke actually debunk anything here?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

This being a King Tide, like it says in the subhed?

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Yeah, California has avoided real spending on coastal flood defenses for way too long.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

The beaches in SoCal are gonna be rearranged this winter. The Pacific Ocean goes where it wants to go. Mudslides could get bad in NorCal.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I'm hoping the Father in laws cabin doesn't get flooded.

Dang's avatar

Yeah but Exxon on BP are making so much money

Capitalism! Yay!!

theCryptofishist's avatar

And the administration wants to open coastal California to drilling. That makes it even more efficient.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Did someone give Chuckles back his testicles?

𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘂𝗽 ‘𝘄𝗮𝗿 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺’ 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽’𝘀 𝗯𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘂𝗯𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘁 𝗺𝗶𝗱𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝘀

“We have no idea how long this legal effort will take but, whether it’s a few days, a few weeks or several months, we will be ready to fight him every step of the way,” Schumer wrote.

https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/senate-democrats-will-set-up-war-room-to-fight-trumps-bid-to-subvert-midterms/

Reader's avatar

Why is he even entertaining the idea of several months? Wtf kind of flight is that?? Fuck him!!

tehbaddr's avatar

Now he gets around to that? Lets just drop him at the senior center and never come back for him.

lower case's avatar

So they'll think about discussing possibly doing something to stand up to the not-so-great pumpkin at some time potentially in the future? Yeah, that sounds like the same Chuck who'd rather represent imaginary republicans than democrats.

Flashman's avatar

I'm impressed that they didn't call it a Collaborative Anti-Hostility Room.

TerseNurse's avatar

Local Nurse Remains Skeptical

42tontom's avatar

Sure, that’s what he says…

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

My impression from listening to Democratic House members is the prepartions are real. They are also assembling an agenda for January.

Reader's avatar

They need to be writing policy already, not spending three months setting and agenda. It can then be tweaked.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

If Jeffries wants to be Speaker, now is the time to demonstrate why he's the right guy.

Reader's avatar

He's not and therefore he can't

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I can’t imagine the conference still has much confidence in him. Legislative conferences are restive in general, Democrats doubly so.

Michael A. Armstrong's avatar

I get that tides are relative and these are extraordinary tides for California, but right now in Kachemak Bay, Alaska, high tide is 9 feet. The highest tide today will be 17.8 feet. On the full moon it was 21.2 feet. It’s all relative. We build above the high tide line, or should, and yeah, our coastlines are eroding, too.

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

Some places are sinking as well.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Tide is essentially a function of latitude.

Although the UK has I believe the biggest tidal reach on earth in one spot.

You need a car to outrun the tide there.

Or a boat.

theCryptofishist's avatar

What is tidal reach, anyway? And aren't you thinking of Cananda?

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Total height change from lowest to highest. The relatively contained nature of the North Sea makes a significant difference.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

OT Nice Time 🤞🤞

I’ve been monitoring the early voting numbers in Harris County, home of Houston, TX. We are a blue city/county and the largest in Texas, so turnout is obviously key.

The early voting total for the 2022 midterms was 750,349.

The early voting total for this year’s midterms? A whopping 1,081,010.

Obviously, no way to tell how this shakes out until the ballots are counted, but I don’t believe Republicans are the ones excited to vote this year.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

"If its not a blue wave, its not just a polling miss, its everything we know about data and the factors that drive voters being wrong."

From Dan over at Crooked.

乜 𝗖.𝗨.𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗵's avatar

🎼I got the King Kelvin blues🎶

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Hey man, if its not a blue wave I start looking for a house in Vancouver.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I fwd'd the SS email Low t sent me to my brother and he just asked if they really sent that!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

It's from SSA but imagine them fluffing Low t.

tehbaddr's avatar

Whiskey Pete? WTF!

Edit: I got it too, extolling Shitler. FUCK THEM!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

"Low t" is my new nick for donnie.