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kckitty's avatar

I love this! Believe it or not, we in flyover country are also experiencing excessive flooding, BUT none of OUR POLITICIANS WILL ACKNOWLEDGE IT! wtf

John Morris's avatar

Democrats are focusing on the economy because they want to win the election. They can't do anything about climate change if they don't win.

Goin Green's avatar

You have to be present to win...

Then you have to walk and chew bubblegum at the same time when you get there.

Mark's avatar

They don't want to talk about climate change right now because we they need to attract enough of the Republican voters and, those guys only care about things that hurt their pocketbook like the high gas prices, food prices, etc. They have been very clear they DGAF about climate change, and the more we pound on that point the harder their stance gets.

They don't and wont care about climate change until their homes become unlivable.

They DGAF about the mass deportations until someone close to them gets picked up by ICE, or their workers are snatched off the jobsite and their company grinds to a halt and the food is rotting in their fields, or their beef isn't selling, and they're looking down the barrel of bankruptcy.

They don't care about the war in Iran except how it is affecting their gas prices, or they need diesel to run their farm equipment

Don't care about human rights violations,

Utterly selfish.. .

Now I think we'll win back the house and maybe take the Senate too - But Dick Johnson will refuse to see all the democrats that won, or at least just enough to retain Republican control. I think the same holds true for 2028, I think that whatever MAGA is left will go domestic terrorist.

Honestly they can be the sweetest people in the world - in descending order to their families, their friends, church members, the rest of the small town, their party.

They are absolutely hateful towards everyone not white, democrats in general, and the city dwellers who they they perceive as disenfranchising them and constantly assaulting their way of life and imposing viewpoints

And constantly attacking them is harming us. We don't have to forgive them, but we must remember we have to live with them, somehow. We can no more deport them than they can deport (or disenfranchise us). Hopefully they can't.

WE keep escalating the social justice war. And the loudest voices in the room are the most strident and insulting. There's always a new group to force on them. And screaming progressives and extremist liberals have NO chance of getting through.

We're fucked.

And they are too.

I don't have a solution to offer.

/rant

Jen Is Discrete's avatar

It's ironic that one of the cofounders was an early climate change denier, cause the republicans HATE them some weather channel for even admitting that weather change is happening

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

Why couldn't it have been Florida?

bobbert's avatar

It sort of already is.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

The important thing is we all work together to make sure nothing gets done.

AthenaH2SO4's avatar

It's very weird that the co-founder of the Weather Channel denied anthropogenic climate change, since the Weather Channel, at least at this point, definitely doesn't.

Jen Is Discrete's avatar

I shoulda scrolled down

I will never learn

Dawn's avatar

As much as it gave me indigestion reading it, I'm glad you posted the link to the article describing John Coleman's particularly odious "cutesy" mannerisms ("KKKKKUUUUUUUUUUSEYEEEEE!!!"), lack of science comprehension, and smug statements fueled by a particularly virulent strain of Dunning-Kruger. Sadly, my dad, who worked in the petrochemical industry, was completely enthralled with Coleman's overconfident ignorance, and quoted him like gospel at every opportunity. Heaven forbid Dad do any honest introspection regarding his chosen field - it would mean he would have to support efforts at regulation, which is verboten in our 'business-uber-alles' culture..

It was a particularly nasty side-effect of the successful, decades-long Reichwing propaganda effort to brainwash otherwise intelligent Americans, and it saddened me to my core.

AJ Milne's avatar

It’s kinda amazing really. I have difficulty thinking of a satire as bleak or bizarre as this reality. A giant meteor is coming. Ooo I know let’s set up a committee so they can draft a report.

Rob Roser's avatar

Sounds like a kaiju attack to me. Good luck.

Marty Smit's avatar

Warming climate. Water expands when warmed. Kind of expected.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Wait! What? Why didn't someone tell me about this?

Pexas Teat's avatar

That's not what is happening here, although thermal expansion accounts for a significant fraction of recent sea level rise.

Marty Smit's avatar

Yes. When the ocean is a few miles deep, thermal expansion of a foot can be the result.

Reader's avatar

That quote from the Dem report.... Gibberish. We're done. They won't even pretend that they give a fuck.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I’d kinda like to be a lump of coal under a sustainable energy regime, since there’s much less chance you will be lit on fire.

Rank Member's avatar

John "Breezy!" Coleman?

What a maroon.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

If California just raked the oceans this wouldn’t have happened.