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bobbert's avatar

ISWYLT

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Jase Bolger?

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fuflans's avatar

there's a team america / southpark plot somewhere in all this.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Ouch. That'd work.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Uncle Ted will be the one giving those transvaginal probes WITH his gun...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Big Johnson wants to be the probe guy?

you don't say...

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SullivanSt's avatar

Given that cancerous masses of cells are "alive", how about we require transanal ultrasounds prior to removal of prostate tumors?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

bigger than Chris Christie's gut and Rand Paul's poo put together

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dick Morris

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Michigan, where the transvaginal probes are just the right height...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

something tells me that without the coercive legislation there's not much of a market for them...

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