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fuflans's avatar

there's a team america / southpark plot somewhere in all this.

SullivanSt's avatar

Ouch. That'd work.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Uncle Ted will be the one giving those transvaginal probes WITH his gun...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Big Johnson wants to be the probe guy?

you don't say...

SullivanSt's avatar

Given that cancerous masses of cells are "alive", how about we require transanal ultrasounds prior to removal of prostate tumors?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

bigger than Chris Christie's gut and Rand Paul's poo put together

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Michigan, where the transvaginal probes are just the right height...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

something tells me that without the coercive legislation there's not much of a market for them...