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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>It's unclear what happened with vigorous criminal prosecution after 2002.</blockquote>

I've got a pretty good fucking idea what happened and why.

<blockquote>In the last three years, a new MSHA enforcement effort called "dust busters" targeted mines with coal dust problems.</blockquote>

I wonder what changed between 2002 and "three years ago". I know I know it, just can't quite put my finger on it...

SullivanSt's avatar

Oh, they're <a href="http:\/\/www.cdc.gov\/ncidod\/dvrd\/spb\/mnpages\/dispages\/ebola\/ebolatable.htm" target="_blank">still around</a>.

SullivanSt's avatar

If I were him I'd probably have one of those mirrors on sticks to check under the car every morning and evening. The Massey folks are not nice people.

PubOption's avatar

They much prefer Private Health, they can make more money off it.

PubOption's avatar

When will we start seeing leprosy, and bubonic plague.

fuflans's avatar

come on everybody, we got quiltin' to do!

fuflans's avatar

well to be fair, the clean cold fresh air of FL is exactly like a swiss sanatorium.

chascates's avatar

Kickstarter does books? Think they'd help raise money for my retirement farm in Washington State (law allows med pot patients to have in possession a 60-day supply, estimated at <b>24 ounces of usable pot</b> (no stems or trash) PLUS <b>15 plants</b>!) where I'll raise hops for beer, apples for cider, pigs, and hell?

SullivanSt's avatar

See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil, Treat no evil.

Hey, if there's no hospital for it, that must mean nobody's sick, right? Right? Guys?

Fartknocker's avatar

Brilliant! I think I'll ask Mickey about building an Abortionplex on Disney property. That would fit perfectly into my theme park scheme.

Fartknocker's avatar

Irony alert: Dr. John Gorrie , a Florida physician invented a form of refrigeration using isentropic expansion to cool TB patients in hospitals in 1842. I guess Governor Goat fuck missed that little factoid.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Because government isn't the solution to our problems, it is the problem...and now you have cholera."

schmannity's avatar

What will close next? Leper Land at Disney World?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Is today's theme going to be "Republican Governors Suck"? Because they sure fucking do.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That's something like what they did with the Cuban boat lift. Food, shoes, temporary shelter, a bus ticket and a list of states with better welfare than Florida.