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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

lack of objectivity on climate change reporting demonstrated by its campaign against companies

Nothing calls your objectivity into question like acting on empirically derived conclusions.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

the joys of private-public partnerships

They put the word partnership in writing? GOOD. Now where is the dividend checks to those states? For the profit sharing between said partners?

chascates's avatar

Socialist Sanders and Islamic Ellison should do something about the revolving door employment of fossil execs in government jobs dealing with their industries.

Ha-ha, just kidding! Democracy is bought and sold to the highest bidder.

Amy!'s avatar

Excellent for starting fires, as well! Especially useful if your stovepipe is long and exposed; you can light a twist of quick-burning newspaper and thrust it up the chimney; it gets the air column moving, so you can successfully light the main fire.

I hear that they print stuff on it, but I don't mind that, so long as it's delivered for free, and I can get my fires going.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

They have Frank Rizzo as a model, and that's a pretty high level of corruption to aspire to.

riledupone's avatar

Nah, then they have to defund Obamacare.

Snopes Shop's avatar

If Ihave to put all with all these ads and spam, can you at least write all the articles?

DahBoner's avatar

Free Markets for the Nonrich and Socialism for the Rich Bitches!!!!1!1!

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bobbert's avatar

As an owner of two completely worthless shares of Packers stock, let me remark "ha ha".

bobbert's avatar

Funny how they selectively misunremember that shit.

bobbert's avatar

Nice try, but nobody remembers that.

bobbert's avatar

So this is Terry Pratchett's FourEx Continent in real life? The Government is all sent to prison when elected.

bobbert's avatar

Sadly, for at least a decade, the IPCC has been downsizing all impact estimates to not seem "fear-mongering". At this point, I expect everything to be worse than "baseline" prediction.

bobbert's avatar

What I want is no fast track, so the fucker has to actually be debated, and WE CAN SEE THE GODDAM TERMS. Maybe it's a good idea. Could we (people, not corporations) talk about it first?