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lisaaug's avatar

He's in a reality show, where all that counts is coming out on top at the end of every episode. Still seven episodes for short-term bullshit before election day.

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Hiss's avatar

So, why doesn't she do something? Her arsenal is pretty extensive.

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Sybll's avatar

And have very tiny, dick-shaped ammunition.

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Hiss's avatar

"Cheese food."

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Louie Foster's avatar

I was always fascinated with Tuco. What an incredible performance.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

“Blondie!”

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BeeBear's avatar

There's no radical like a convert. And I'm hoping to see a lot more converts out there over the next few years.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

The reason trump doesn't do anything for the American people is because what's in it for him?

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Notreelybarking responds to complete sentences. It’s really weird. Suppose he’s pattering around the house looking for Ms. Notreelyhelping. If I say “Out back! Out back!” I’ll just get this look from him. (“It’s so sad—he seems bright.”)

But if I say “Mrs. Notreelyhelping isn’t in the house. She’s out back, tending to the vegetables,” he’ll abruptly turn and go out back. It’s the weirdest thing.

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willi0000000's avatar

. . . and did he, at least, unplug it from the router?

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Sure are a lot of people that were sleeping their way through the last 30 years.

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willi0000000's avatar

yeah, sorry about your kids and SO.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

There has to be a lot of social media fuckery going on, to result in these sorts of events.

In 2021, we might get some details.

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willi0000000's avatar

can't be doin' that. . . there's only so much gas in the lord's tank!

[ . . . so scratch "omnipitent" ]

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willi0000000's avatar

aim sucks.

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Kitty Smith's avatar

It astonishes me how often Trump fucks up, I mean, all he has to do is the RIGHT FUCKING THING and not make it all about him, and he'd see an uptick of support. People can forgive a TON if there's something in it for them. It might not be enough, but at least he'd be better able to play shenanigans.

And yet, he couldn't. He couldn't do it. He couldn't do the right thing to save his own ass.

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