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PsycWench's avatar

"his million man-on-man-no-more march" ...man, I dream of coming up with such phrases.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

My god, what a whiny little bitch! You'd think he has something lodged up his bunghole.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

worst

innuendo

ever!!!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<i>“We also demand that ex-gay voices be heard as well.” </i>

Fine, smegma-breath, you're being heard. Please be advised, however, that the Constitution doesn't guarantee you the right to be taken seriously, which is the imagined offense that actually has your panties in a knot.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Did you try digging deep into the bottom of his drawers?

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schmannity's avatar

I believe he "nearly begged" for it at the LGBT campus center.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>ex-gays are alive; we do exist … There are tens of thousands of us, and we want to be counted</i>

Doesn't being "ex-gay" imply that one is "straight?" If so, just which rights have been denied to straight folks?

I'll bet up 'til now most straight folks weren't even aware that they were being repressed.

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Ikimizi's avatar

It totally gave him a chance to check out the guy's ass as he was bent over digging that pamphlet out.

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PsycWench's avatar

Mr. Chollar may have smelled a rat when a "graduate student" begged for a pamphlet of <strike>bullshit</strike> information that could have easily be obtained in 30 seconds from Mr. Google.

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