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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Damn Gertrude! Couldn't you find some bigger eye of newt? They're all over the floor now.

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Horse shit is pretty benign, as shit goes. Dog shit is nasty. I've heard that lion shit is really nasty.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

I guess we can expect republicans to spend the next four years demanding to see Biden’s long form election certificate.

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John_Manyjars's avatar

Yeah. John F*cking Woo.,.

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John_Manyjars's avatar

Reagan and Bush I and II paved the way

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John_Manyjars's avatar

And their 70 MILLION dupes and useful idiots

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Apsides's avatar

I think Biden should clearly state what's actually happening: "The race for President is over. The race for control of the Senate is only getting started. Republicans think they need the support of the President to win in Georgia, so they'll say anything to flatter him. Don't be fooled by these theatrics."

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

Gee. I guess if Bill Barr wasn't such a "good Catholic" it would be much worse. We're very lucky, I guess.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Horse shit will kill the grass, if you don't remove it from the field, though.

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chronozoan's avatar

the narrative of this election was set by The Lincoln Project. Beltway Republicans who wanted Trump gone to prevent a repeat of 2008. Joe Biden was the weakest candidate we had and they wanted him.

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Emil Muz's avatar

The non-intervention policy "has never been a hard and fast rule" Barr writes in his memo

You know what else has never been a hard & fast rule? The OPINION that the President cannot be indicted.

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Delu's avatar

If Barr and all those like him are not in jail soon, America has failed.

Well, more than it already is at least.

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babsMD's avatar

Oh, I agree. I grew up on a horse farm, and it is quite benign (I've mucked many a stall...) But I really like the way it sounds. *Horse shit* It just flows nicely off the tongue. Honestly, human baby poop - once they've started on solid foods - is about as foul as it gets 😆

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RtheK's avatar

Patient Zero will be the first Prez in history to require the White House fumigated after he leaves....

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Johnnymoreno's avatar

It's the same mechanism since day one:- Trump makes asinine claim, then demands that the federal government prove he's right (inauguration crowd size.)-Federal government says "okay" and goes through motions to appease the ret@rd till investigation peters out (Kobach, voter fraud) and the imbecile finds another thing to spazz about...

This time is different. There's is incalculable, permanent harm being inflicted on us this time.

I'm donating to the Democrats in the Georgia senate race....

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