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Even if I desperately needed a doorstop (and I don't) I could find a better one at a flea market, maybe even at a flea market in six months of this very book-shaped object.

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He can go to hell. He's the bastard who sent the Goon Squad to Portland when Gen. Milley told TFG that he could not send the Army to shoot people. At least a dozen people I know were left with TBIs and varying degrees of problems from being shot in the head (none were doing anything wrong or even on Federal property) and lots more are still having health issues from the chemical weapons. I hope no-one buys his stupid book.

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Not gonna forget your BS, Bully Barr.

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Who's its target audience? The Left and Never Trumpers won't touch it because...well, Barr. Trumpers won't touch it because Barr's insufficiently loyal to TFG. Who does that leave who might spend money to learn his thoughts?

What a bloody disgrace he found a publisher, though. You'd think they'd boycott traitors, but apparently not.

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So one is the book he HAD to publish (if he wanted to keep all his bits), and the other is the book he WANTED to publish. Not seeing any conflict.

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Eh, it's ok. They'll all be pulped and recycled.

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I use a chunk of firewood. I wouldn't let one of those books inside my house, for fear of it being possessed by the spirit of its owner, coming alive at night, and bludgeoning me as I sleep.

Also, who wants to be reminded that treasonous fuck exists every time you use a door?

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He's got the face of a toilet bowl.

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pretend to grow one FIFY

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that has giardia

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Barr practically begged to work for Trump by writing an OpEd stating that if he were AG, he’d put the Mueller investigation to a swift end.

Which he then did.

So, if Trump lacks the temperament or judgment to lead, why was Barr so eager to work for him?

Fuck everyone who sold their souls to the Orange God Emperor. There should be no redemption tour for any of them.

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“his new book, One Damn Thing After Another“

Does Barr realize he was responsible for at least 20 of those “damn things” including his very presence

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Of course not. He's just as tone deaf as Der Orangefarbene Führer

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I knew Trump was plotting a coup when Barr exited stage left before his term was almost up. If something hinky wasn't going on, why did Barr leave? Irgo, ipso facto, Barr (the top law enforcement official) KNEW something was going on and didn't do shit to stop it.

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So, if Trump lacks the temperament or judgment to lead, why was Barr so eager to work for him

Because Barr thought he was special enough that Trump would be different. And he probably was, for the first few weeks. And then he found out he wasn't.

Sort of like someone whose partner's ex warns them to not get involved, because "they'll do it to you, too". First you blow them off, because obviously the ex is crazy, or just a lying asshole. And then you find out that no, they're not crazy, and they may be an asshole, but they weren't lying.

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…in a Port Authority mens room.

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