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He has moles and warts. It's wrong-- all mixed in with his preppy glasses. Ick

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I feel that way. I think he got botox for his trial and then he just had to take it into jail with him. He's just so simple. When I see his son I think, 'there's someone who might take care of him.' His son's probably about 14.

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They are contracted "troops" from Erik Prince's company.

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That's a pic of someone from "ZT 1", a PMC or "Private Military Company" aka Mercenaries, pointing his pistol at the Protestors. That not "Less than Lethal" rounds in that .45, those are real bullets.

That's right, trump has put Mercenaries on our streets to kidnap our citizens with impunity and without oversight.

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More Seagals style. If he can drag his fat ass out of Russia and off Putin's dick.

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ZT 1, and probably others, so yeah.

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Deputy Dawg?

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Why does anyone bother asking republicans the reason behind anything? The answer's always the same - "BlatherblatherblahblahWEDOWHATWEWANTblatherblatherblahblahblah"

It's all BS that translates to "What are you gonna do about it, hippie?" And the answer is always "Huh. Well, I guess there's nothing to be done until the next election."

Why aren't we "recall election"-ing these useless lumps? You can't tell me that we can't find the votes to get the question on a ballot at least. And yes, it might not work, but it definitely won;t work if we don't try.

Why aren't we impeaching the president again? Treason, dereliction of duty, gross incompetence, abuse of federal power, emoluments, bribery, extortion... PICK ONE

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Thank you for mentioning Missouri in paragraph nine. I hadn't read about the story elsewhere so I was wondering which Kansas City.

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Wonder what they'll do if they get stiffed?

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Does it involve hiding under the blanket with his fingers in his ears while loudly saying, LA LA LA I can't hear you?

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*Gasp* You mean the very existence of multi-billionaires isn't THE insult to poor people? (reaches for smelling salts)

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Hey, it doesn't have to be a GOOD legend.

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Do the balloons have "NICE TRY" on them?

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"YOOGE PATRIOT"

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Well there are the deserving poor who have the right attitude which is an understanding of their position which is where God put them. They know they can benefit at times from multi billionaire largesse at Christmas!. And then there are the angry poor. You can't do anything with them and the sooner people realize that the better. (frankly).

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