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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Give OHJB and his folks time to settle in... make it February.

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Vladimir Poutine's avatar

All the Banana Republics around me are still closed.

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Vladimir Poutine's avatar

Hmmmnnn...I wonder how much justice I can buy for myself for $1 million?

Also, can anyone lend me $1 million?

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James Smith's avatar

Can a new DoJ leadership reopen a case against her?

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bobbert's avatar

A few Republicans voting for witnesses would have changed the story quite a bit.

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

if they find evidence to do so, i believe yes, yes they could

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uptotheeyeballs's avatar

The conservative mind can easily contain two radically contradictory thoughts at once, just so long as neither of them is particularly rational in the first place.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

That HAS to be the title of some underground German electro / noise / synth release from 1985.

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Garbageman's avatar

In Loeffler's case, we can be sure everything will work out as the Lord intends. . . . She's practically polling in single digits. . . . I sure hope's she's enjoying paying millions of dollars for her one year in the Senate. . . . Politically, she's burnt toast . . .

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rtpoeman's avatar

Does that count as Social Distancing?

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Skepti-KC's avatar

I am still waiting for the flying cars we were promised!

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Skepti-KC's avatar

Utterly and absolutely.

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Kooolest G's avatar

I can lend you the money, just got to get it first. you just need to warn me ahead of time when a stock is going up or down based on some kind of specific knowledge that you have that the general public doesn't and I'll have lots of money to lend you in no time at all

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Vladimir Poutine's avatar

Shotgun and canned food manufacturers.*looks at preceding sentence*You'll need to send that cash very soon.

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kjsd's avatar

And I thought we had something special.

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