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Hoover Institute

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There are some very nice assisted living facilities in the town where she lives. She'd never consent to it, though.

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No.

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DJT's tail is so intertwined with the rigging he'd have to cut it off to jump ship. Whereas Miller looks like he'd melt if you got him wet; so despite his having built the damn ship, I imagine he's busy padding a lifeboat even as we speak.

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It's like watching a freak show beamed from an alternative reality.

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true. but then I'm thinking what would stop Barr from doing the exact same thing if he stayed to prove his loyalty or something? I'm not buying the premise that Barr will be able to just go back to be respectable either way it goes. that stink won't come off that easily and Barr knows it.

January is going to be a doozy of a month.

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Maybe the most cynical, but not the most depressing to me. That honor goes to Robyn, because those crazy people she keeps an eye on really get me down.

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So what's next, Dustin Diamond plays Ronald McDonald? The name is already picked out.

"I'm Lovin' it!"

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If Biff fucks off to Florida and never comes back to Washington, would Walrus Barr stay on until January 20?

It would be hilarious if Trump handed out pardons to all of his current cabinet members except the Walrus.

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I don't recall the southern gentleman colonel being a messican but oh well with revisionist faux_historians of fried chicken....

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I'd tell him not to let the door hit his ass on the way out, but have you seen that thing?

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How is it not grossly irresponsible and unprofessional to quit a few weeks before you’re out anyway? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Don’t see how that makes Bill Barr magically respectable. It would just be another indictment of his gross creepy unprofessionalism. Perhaps there’s some interesting other wrinkle to this or it’s just mutual temper tantrums all around.

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I imagine that Barr smiled like that when he witnessed his first execution. POS.

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I heard that he wants to quit so that he won't be associated with all the scummy pardons that Trump is going to issue.

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