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If he watched HOME ALONE 2 he'd be cheering the inept villains who wanted to murder Macauley Culkin.

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🤣 “Holiness has BULK“.

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Her name’s not Amy Boney Carrot, it’s OfJesse, after her owner and master.

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But it's in a DOJ memo!!

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His embarrassment gland is broken.

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Trump is ordering a hard target search of every basement in NJ for 400 lb naked hackers.

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So, we can expect Rosen will take the holidays off and then appoint Sidney Powell the special prosecutor in charge of manufacturing some bullshit about Biden on January 2.

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Do you think for one moment that he cared which side was up?

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Correct!

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Not only do I not believe that, I do believe you went back in time and hid Thurman Thomas's helmet, causing the Bills to lose to Washington. You bastard!

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Because there is no bottom to 2020.

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It is what they do.

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That’s what I mean...It is attached to the top and then is threaded thru the book and the dangly bits are at the BOTTOM of the book...ipso facto

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She'll be manufacturing some bullshit about Pence first.

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I got that one wrong.

Although he did stand outside of church while goons beat up protesters so he could do it.

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I'm thinking mmmmmmaybe not.

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