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Keith Taylor's avatar

If he watched HOME ALONE 2 he'd be cheering the inept villains who wanted to murder Macauley Culkin.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

🤣 “Holiness has BULK“.

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meh's avatar

Her name’s not Amy Boney Carrot, it’s OfJesse, after her owner and master.

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Zap's avatar

But it's in a DOJ memo!!

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Zap's avatar

His embarrassment gland is broken.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Trump is ordering a hard target search of every basement in NJ for 400 lb naked hackers.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

So, we can expect Rosen will take the holidays off and then appoint Sidney Powell the special prosecutor in charge of manufacturing some bullshit about Biden on January 2.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Do you think for one moment that he cared which side was up?

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Correct!

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Not only do I not believe that, I do believe you went back in time and hid Thurman Thomas's helmet, causing the Bills to lose to Washington. You bastard!

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Because there is no bottom to 2020.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

It is what they do.

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RogationDays's avatar

That’s what I mean...It is attached to the top and then is threaded thru the book and the dangly bits are at the BOTTOM of the book...ipso facto

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

She'll be manufacturing some bullshit about Pence first.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I got that one wrong.

Although he did stand outside of church while goons beat up protesters so he could do it.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I'm thinking mmmmmmaybe not.

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