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DaveM's avatar

The maggots are already pissed off so fuck em. Lock that orange fucking horror show up already.

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TheHatofJames's avatar

Bad mistake.

The irony there is that with the Treaty that was signed with Dubai and Israel, the Mossad can fly there and do us a solid.

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f frederick skitty's avatar

Yeah. His mob.

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f frederick skitty's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Ha! As if Israel would ever help American intelligence.. Ask Commander William McGonagle about that.

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f frederick skitty's avatar

That guy? He couldn't get elected dog killer.

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Heavy Armor's avatar

She's just helping to power the deflector shields.

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Heavy Armor's avatar

Bill Barr was a Reagan/Bush cabal fixer.

He's probably neck deep in whatever it is Trump and the his band of merry criminals one way or another. So he's trying to do the War Mustache Two-Step here: Make "Centrist" noises to sound reasonable while minimizing his exposure to possible accessory accusations.

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f frederick skitty's avatar

'that was so unfair, he was treated so unfairly...'(whispers to toady) 'who is this guy muscle meany, anyway?'

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MR.ZIMM's avatar

Well if the donald himself flees the country to live with Vlad or his love-in boy friend Kim, he will spend the rest of his life trying to figure out a way to get out of their fascist/communist grasp to return to America. Since he is an espionage expert here, they will never trust him there, since he'sa drooler. It would be a one-way trip for sure. That would be one way we would be rid of him. Come on Don, make our day!

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Odd how so many of the remoras don’t think the shark should go to jail…

(With all apologies to sharks, who are way sleeker and cooler than Assmouth could ever dream of being)

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

“Will the people we’ve lied to for so many years, to the point they really have no grasp on reality really understand…”

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Plus, also, snakes can’t jump.

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mailman27's avatar

Seems like we keep going further around the bend. Our judicial branch will still be out of reach until long after I've shuffled off this mortal coil.

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mailman27's avatar

Why does he have so many passports?

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Lumpy Tapioca ♨︎'s avatar

Then, it seems, it requires something more than jail time.

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