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Robyn Ryan's avatar

I loved her.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

The motel where they used to meet is still there.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Start the upgrade in first grade. By high school, it's too late.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Or Barr. Remember when she asked him if anyone in the Biff administration had suggested he investigate democrats and he filibustered the whole time by pretending to "grapple" with the meaning of the word "suggested.'

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Preferably over an actual grill?

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Jeff and Garcia's avatar

I reckon the spying was leaked to the Dems in 2018. Sessions opened the investigation on Trumps orders but he knew it was trouble if they got caught. The spying stalled under Sessions. Sessions got the boot, replaced by Barr. Trump told Barr he wanted those investigations and probably more to move ahead full speed. Barr brought in his own crew and did just that. It was no accident that Senator Harris questioned Barr if Trump asked him to investigate members of Congress.

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Pura Vida19's avatar

I think of Belle Starr, outlaw.

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muley's avatar

They already tried to murder them. Is spying on them and their families the new outrage necessary to spur action? Nothing's gonna happen but a bunch of talk, a "grilling" by some Dems and about 10x as much disinformation in return from the traitor side of the aisle.

Funny how these "grillings" never amount to anything but a bunch of empty calories.

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Ray Bluth's avatar

"Not to put too fine a point on it, but this is some crazy Nixon shit." This situation flies past Nixon's situation at 200 mph! Trump makes Nixon look like a piker.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

So Apple protects the data on a dead terrorist's iPhone by refusing to unlock the phone for the FBI, but gives up the goods on U.S. Representatives? As always, fuck Apple.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

"The Honorable William Barr."No comment is necessary.

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vorpal's avatar

I only buy Hunter Biden branded hard drives... seriously, he should go into the laptop business

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Did we ever get the keys to Scott Pruitt's sound-proof vault?

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Zyxomma's avatar

DisBarr. Now.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

There are actually smart MBAs, you're an example. But overall, they've got a very shitty track record of understanding anything but spreadsheets, which is why they suck.

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Buzz1313's avatar

Reading this article, that case popped right into my mind. Why’d they go to the mat for the dead terrorist but went all in for corrupt Republicans?

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