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Rep. Matt Gaetz is the equivalent of hiring a French Poodle to be your guard dog.He's too sissified to even act tough. People do not genuflect to Gaetz, they politely walk away from the crazy person.

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Who's Bill Barr Gotta Blow To Get Some Made-Up Conspiracy Theories About Russia Investigation For Donald Trump?

AOT,K.

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Yes zRags, they claim that Deep State is deeper than they went and they will need a computer operated shovel to get to Deep State Squared, which is where the Devil sleeps. We on the Upper peninsular of Michigan have a computerized Shovel, capable of digging to Deep State Squared.

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Bill and Barr's Excellent Adventure Around The World To Find The True COLLUSION!

Kind of reminds me of the Trumpian Quest For The Holy Kenyan Birth Certificate.

And lest it be needed, let us all be reminded that this isn't an actual investigation it's an "investigation to prove that Democrats and Deep State are teh BADDIES and teh REAL COLLUDERS!!!1111"

In other words not an actual or unbiased investigation, but one that's based on a predetermined conspiracy theory.

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Thanks for sharing that link. It makes my blood boil that the MSM has learned nothing from the 2016 election and they decided to "Hillarize" Kamala for ratings. I hope that she runs again some day and that the next time she slays the "legacy media".

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Are those investigators Donald sent after the birth certificate still lolling around on some beach in Hawaii, hoping Donald won't notice that they're still sending in expense vouchers?

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Donald lied, he never sent investigators to Hawaii. Joe Arpaio did. They came back with copies of Obama's birth certificate from Hawaii. Trump had appointed himself king of the birthers so everything was his.

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Don't you just love these right-wing bottoms who think they're so much bigger and more powerful than other people because they're getting schtupped by a bigger, more powerful person.

It's hard not to giggle.

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Damn. The occasional thought of two guys hanging out on an Hawaiian beach at Trump's expense gave me some comfort.

Ah, well. There are a lot of folks who aren't persuaded by loud barking, and they either exited expediently when "offered a deal" by the Big Man* or they scammed him their own selves.

* With the small hands.

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Matt Gaetz (R-Florida Man)

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I dune not disagree.

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The Trump Troopers actually found a castle where they think a copy of the Holy Kenyan Birth Certificate was hidden away, but they could not enter the castle, due to astonishingly fierce taunting by mocking French knights.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Oh too bad. Barr’s chance to prove the truth wrong failed and confirms everything the Dems have been saying all along. Allow me a good laugh now. It’s so hard to find people willing to lie for the GOP these days. What is the world coming to?

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Trump? Paying his contractors? You jest!

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Aaaaaand Mueller?

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SPICE MUST FLOW

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