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that'll teach Dick not to copy off Bill Kristol's paper

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I think Obama just slapped Mittens in the face with his slick Willie...

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forged. by that one guy in mexico on the run from the nazis in 1943 to ensure mitt romney would be horribly embarrassed while running for president in 2012.

it was kept in the arc of the covenant by the knight's templar and only released this year after guardian brietbart went to his final resting place like at the end of 'the last crusade'.

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who is running this romney 'campaign'? squirrels?

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If Obama's gonna use Bubba to stump for him, then Mittens gets to use W.

Fair is fair. [BAWAAAHAAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!]

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I would gladly let him have all the pieces he wants in exchange for that peace and prosperity stuff

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Mitt Romney must have so many warts on his tongue.

At least I <i>hope</i> those are warts.

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The Earth is round (a charge the Romney campaign denies).

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