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fuflans's avatar

i had the exact same reaction.

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malsperanza's avatar

A flesh-monger, a fool, and a coward.

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fuflans's avatar

smug conservatives and GOT ('this is why you don't hire non union musicians") are pretty much the only reason to be on twitter.

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malsperanza's avatar

Bill Kristol so wrong, he make weapons of mass destruction disappear from Pakistan and China.

He so wrong, Barbara Mandrell wanna be right.

He so wrong, Dr. John sayin he need some brain salad surgery.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

I thought he had his finger in his ear to help him fart in tune.

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SullivanSt's avatar

He learned English from Dan Quayle.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>"If the mountaine will not come to Mahomet, Mahomet will goe to the mountaine."</i>

Social media, how the f0ck does it work? The Twitters, Myspace, that other thing.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Yawn.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

240 characters too many.

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SullivanSt's avatar

How very Kristol - grasping for the appearance of gravitas associated with old-speak, he failed to latch onto the original.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Judging by his spelling, Mohammed was a Tea Partier.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

140 characters of Bill Kristol is still 139 too many.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Unlike a broken clock, Billy boy won't even manage to be right twice a day...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Twitterbug

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

<em>"If the mountaine will not come to Mahomet, Mahomet will goe to the mountaine." </em>

This sorta makes sense if "Mahomet" means "My Homey", and "goe to" means "spew excrement all over."

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And that, boys and girls, I'd what the euphemism "greeted as liberators" means.

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