Wowie, kids, here's big news: Mr. Excitement himself, William Kristol, the most spectacularly wrong pundit in the history of ever, has gone and gotten himself a Twitter account. Now, instead of having to wait a few days between columns or Fox News appearances in which he bloviates over
smug conservatives and GOT ('this is why you don't hire non union musicians") are pretty much the only reason to be on twitter.
<em>&quot;If the mountaine will not come to Mahomet, Mahomet will goe to the mountaine.&quot; </em>
This sorta makes sense if &quot;Mahomet&quot; means &quot;My Homey&quot;, and &quot;goe to&quot; means &quot;spew excrement all over.&quot;
i had the exact same reaction.
A flesh-monger, a fool, and a coward.
smug conservatives and GOT (&#039;this is why you don&#039;t hire non union musicians&quot;) are pretty much the only reason to be on twitter.
Bill Kristol so wrong, he make weapons of mass destruction disappear from Pakistan and China.
He so wrong, Barbara Mandrell wanna be right.
He so wrong, Dr. John sayin he need some brain salad surgery.
I thought he had his finger in his ear to help him fart in tune.
He learned English from Dan Quayle.
<i>&quot;If the mountaine will not come to Mahomet, Mahomet will goe to the mountaine.&quot;</i>
Social media, how the f0ck does it work? The Twitters, Myspace, that other thing.
Yawn.
240 characters too many.
How very Kristol - grasping for the appearance of gravitas associated with old-speak, he failed to latch onto the original.
Judging by his spelling, Mohammed was a Tea Partier.
140 characters of Bill Kristol is still 139 too many.
Unlike a broken clock, Billy boy won&#039;t even manage to be right twice a day...
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<em>&quot;If the mountaine will not come to Mahomet, Mahomet will goe to the mountaine.&quot; </em>
This sorta makes sense if &quot;Mahomet&quot; means &quot;My Homey&quot;, and &quot;goe to&quot; means &quot;spew excrement all over.&quot;
And that, boys and girls, I&#039;d what the euphemism &quot;greeted as liberators&quot; means.