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Capt.Jim's avatar

Cant we just go ahead and nuke the whole fucking world and be done with it?These dumbasses are not going to be satisfied until we do

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Chris Grrr's avatar

This could be a job for the Wonkwiki, though.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Leaning lessons is for losers.

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malsperanza's avatar

Yeah, kind of wondering how Kristol thinks we could have won WWII without Stalin. Or maybe he means we should have allied with Hitler instead.

A fuckit, not a single damn thing coming out of his gaping maw makes the slightest sense.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Thinking is for wusses, anyway.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So the solution to ending a dead-end movement that was created by bombing the crap out of a country is to...bomb the crap out of the same country again?

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Ikimizi's avatar

"the main thing they have to learn is that their lives are in danger, they’re not gonna win.” -Bill Kristol, quoting every terrorist ever.

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Jared James's avatar

Like two sides of one COIN, it is the Zen nature of a bomb to be dropped, much as it is the Zen nature of Bill Kristol to be wrong. One cannot be other than what one has been manufactured to MILSPEC to be.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Al Qaeda Happens"

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>I have a slightly simple-minded view of this...</i>

Wait! Did Bill "Never-Been-Right-About-Anything-In-His-Life" Kristol actually get something right?

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Jared James's avatar

Rectum? He barely even met 'im!

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Jared James's avatar

"Based on my experience..."

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