Poisonous creature of the deep Bill O'Reilly did a segment on his show Tuesday about One Million Moms' boycott of Ellen DeGeneres' spokesperson deal with JC Penney. Strangely, the segment was, for the most optimistic among us, some evidence that world peace will happen before the world ends (which is this year). Ellen recently signed on with JC Penney, which is doing this weird American flag-y logo happy makeover thing in an effort to get people to remember it exists and stop buying so many pairs of rhinestone-encrusted Forever 21 leggings made by Korean infants. One Million Moms are not psyched, and Bill O'Reilly is touchingly not psyched that they're not psyched!
"stand against the immorality, violence, vulgarity and profanity the entertainment media is throwing at your children"
Sooo, how did the boycott of Jersey Shore work out...your stand against the Kardshians...Madonna of Metal Tits...and fuck...Ice Road Truckers. What? You didn't stand against these things? Why not?
"I couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia's snatch and any other snatch in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it's run by, lesbians, lesbian patronship."
Laughing now.
"stand against the immorality, violence, vulgarity and profanity the entertainment media is throwing at your children"
Sooo, how did the boycott of Jersey Shore work out...your stand against the Kardshians...Madonna of Metal Tits...and fuck...Ice Road Truckers. What? You didn't stand against these things? Why not?
Good point. In fact, I watch several documentaries about spokeslesbians a week.
No, O&#039;<i>Reilly</i>!
Aren&#039;t we all in one way or another?
We&#039;ll just have to wait and see how he responds when Ru Paul is hired for The Softer Side of Sears
&quot;I couldn&#039;t get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia&#039;s snatch and any other snatch in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it&#039;s run by, lesbians, lesbian patronship.&quot;
Who are you and what have you done with Bill?
Oh really?
Correction: &quot;Wait until your fathers get home.&quot;