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he's a mirror to his viewership

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maybe he meant "no bull", like a stubby hoofed steer

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they'll take pictures of a Trump Tower into the voting booth, so they can find his name.

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They've got powerful connections too. . . half the local police force are their best customers.

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"It's all about personal responsibility and motivation..." said the guy who has just spent 5+ minutes of expensive airtime trying to wriggle out of taking responsibility for his own words, and whose personal life and career are full of incidents in which he refused to take full responsibility for his own actions, words, and beliefs.

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Sure, I'll take one for the team. Hopefully he will slip into obscurity before that becomes necessary.

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When you have 3 jobs, I imagine you just don't have the energy to make sure your kids did their homework. Much less help with it.

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Now, the race hustlers, who apparently have not walked the streets of poor neighborhoods lately, immediately accused me of racism.

I'm sure Bill walks the streets in his $400 shoes just so he can look around and say "See? I know exactly what these people are going through." Nothing quite like boiling down the issue of poverty and institutionalized racism to a glance around the neighborhood. Yep, you nailed it, Bill. Keep up the good work.

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Google "face tattoos", and you'll see a gallery of people who would be perfectly at home at a Drumpf rally.

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But did they eat eggs?

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Don't forget the hat. It really pulls the whole thing together.

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Calling a spade a spade, as it were.

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A book other than the Bible.

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Have at it.

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Reason enough to attempt to travel to parallel universes would be to find a copy of a completed Dune by Jodorowsky.

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