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Chris Grrr's avatar

Missed it by a year, but still nice.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Bill-O must be planning on moving to Hawaii to make good on his promise to leave the country if his taxes went up

bobbert's avatar

I believe that's "howzit?"

schmannity's avatar

Tonight in the O'Reilly stereotype segment, Bill ponders why drunken Irish keep voting against interest and support Democratic taxation of liquor.

Spurning Beer's avatar

"Aloha" actually has the additional meaning "marijuana cigarette."

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>They don’t enforce their marijuana laws very stringently,</i>

Which may explain their consumption of vast quanties of Spam. Those munchies will get to you every time.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"But when I’m there I’m under water. I’m not talking to pinheads"

that's by OUR choice, dickhead. even we have our standards...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

MOST things don't mean what they think it means- it's all part of their unskewing reality

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>some warm body sits and just quietly agrees with whatever O’Reilly says, because he would look stupid saying this stuff to himself.</i>

I foresee a day when O'Reilly just breaks down and yells "N****r" at the screen for 2 hours.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

As a general rule, Orientals tend to be less religious and church-go-y than the rest of the normal population. Except of course for the Koreans. As a general rule.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

JESSE WATTERS works the hardest job in the world: Agreeing with Bill O'Reilly about everything. "Right". "Yes". "Absolutely". He must be Asian or something.

chascates's avatar

They're also generally clean and articulate.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Smeesh! Northeasterners are too European (i.e. socialist). Hawaii is too Asian with the opium and whatnot. The southwest is too Mexican (i.e. hable español). The West coast is all pinheads. It goes on and on. Is there any part of America Bill O'Reilly actually likes?