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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I don't think we know how long the Mackris phone calls were, but I bet it's a fuckton more money per minute than that.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Wait, Bill O'Reilly is <i>Donald Trump's Hairpiece?!</i>

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Falafelest common tater I never watch

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>But he was strong. He was invincible.</i>

ISWYDT

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

My God! How big must his penis be?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Nice to see that BillO is just as humble as I expected him to be.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Sez the guy who has to dial a 1-800 number just to reach "ignorant'.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The idea that Bill-O could smack around Stewart is hilarious- even Bill can't actually believe that bit of BS

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Get your ass kicked, shout incoherently to drown out your opponent, then declare victory- it's the Faux News way

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>And he is definitely going to get that 25,000-man mercenary anti-terrorist army any day now, too.</i>

He'd better hurry: Chuckles C. Johnson is launching a GoFundStarter or KickMe or whatever those things are called to raise a private army of his own to go over there and kick ISIS ass.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I hate Bill O'Reilly. That is all.