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"maybe Bill O'Reilly was wetting his pants" hilariously Don Browne pretty much evoked that by saying it was business as usual for veteran correspondents.

So Bill O' being the big, tough conservative is trying desperately to save himself by parsing words to lawyer his bullshit story (remember when Bill O' among other wingnuts shat their pants and called for impeachment over Bubba parsing the word "is"?). I love it that Don Browne essentially got in a "you're a Nuge pantsed hero, Bill" and Bill O' pathetically agreed with it. This just gets better and better...

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and all the soldiers were shouting "M-Fer, bring me more iced tea!" oh, the horror.

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Bill, isn't it clear by now - you don't have anything. Time to go away. i think there's room for you on the Faux and Fiends couch - Hasselbeck will mentor you.

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Just having some fun, amigo. I could care less if they were owned by Kourtney Kardashian.

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He has a way with fucking words.

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The Burgundy character would have to change drastically. Sure, Ron is a self-absorbed nitwit and showboat but he doesn't have the sheer nastiness of Billo.

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Oompa Loofahs.

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It was hell for him to avoid service during the Vietnam War.

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I can't wait until he starts whining and simpering.

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Fox News is not held to the same standards as real news outlets. People who watch Fox News do not care about the truth. They'll reward lies as long as they reaffirm all the wrong things they believe about the world.

The fact that all O'Reilly has nothing to offer in his defense but a string of ad hominem attacks is just further evidence that he has nothing to say on the matter.

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Bill O'Reilly has always been at war with Eurasia.

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This isn't a real question, in the sense that I don't know the answer, but does anyone think Fox News gives two shits for the proposition that your news division is a fucking joke when the newscaster isn't delivering the news but is the subject of the news?

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Fox News doesn't care ... they don't have to. Their ancient wingnut-o-sphere audience will watch it no matter what.

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I never associated BO with journalism. Also never associated him with integrity.

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FACT: Bill O'Reilly saved Santa Claus' life at the Battle of Macy's during the War on Christmas. It was a sad day. Many died.

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