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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Won't work. Larry Flynt's a liberal.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I didn't think it was possible to fuck p hot chocolate until I had a cup from Starbucks. Burnt and bitter, just like Bill.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The irony being that, thanks to Bill, they've lost their strongest followup, the on-air female talent. Megan or Gretchen could have stepped into that slot and owned it, but they ain't there no more. Pity.

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thewendyb's avatar

Never had spending $9.99 a month felt SO GOOD.WONKETTE.Because it's dark out there.

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thewendyb's avatar

Well, it IS mine and if Rachel did me like a Falafel I could DIE HAPPY.

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thewendyb's avatar

The sound was totally accurate, boar.Sorry yr genetics gave you O'Reilly O sounds.

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thewendyb's avatar

I used to felalfal whenever he came on the screen.(I intended a feel awful pun, but this one is multitasking!)

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Vericima's avatar

They're wasting oxygen too.

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John Norris's avatar

IIRC, yesterday or the day before, Mr O'Reilly said he was the victim of the left-wing media. Seems I do remember some 16 to 20 years ago Sec Clinton complained about a vast right-wing conspiracy to the amusement of the right-wing nut jobs. Et Tu Billus?

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John Norris's avatar

Not if they are diabetic.

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John Norris's avatar

On The Blaze with Glen Beck?

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LadyLaz's avatar

Snort. Evidently coupled with beer.

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

Sure it's fun to indulge in a little schadenfreude where O'Really? is concerned, but for some of us, it's one less person to make fun of on a daily basis. It is going to be hard to replace that kind of daily stupid. Now I have to go to my brother-in-law's house and watch as he attempts to drink his sorrows away....so, not a total loss I guess.

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phoenix00's avatar

I felomited whenever he came on, myself.

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phoenix00's avatar

YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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phoenix00's avatar

You know the Fucks Nooz roster is well-stocked with reprehensible prospects.

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