Splotchy tomato-cheeked bully Bill O'Reilly used his television program Monday night to propose his swell idea to Win The War On Terror: recruit and train 25,000 mercenaries to attack and defeat the forces of the Islamic State, also known as ISIS.
Can anyone keep up with their name changes anyway? They're not even Xe anymore, which certainly didn't sound all that Murrican. Now it's some Yoorohpeen-seeming misspelling of Academy, I believe.
We Need YOU! For the war on terror! Can you operate a wide variety of weapons? Can you kill without remorse? Do you like to make money? Do you like to drink vodka out of another man's ass?
I have a Hessian soldier ancestor. He was a bit of a douche, from what I've researched.
Well, you've done it before.
Oh, and the Toyota plant in Woodstock, Ontario is about as big as the Death Star. so there's that.
Billo wants to volunteer to be the errand boy, fine by me...
yea, I thought so.
Works for Limpballs too.
Fap Troopers
Heh. Looks like the Swiss will have to do a little brushing up! May I suggest the Pope's mercenary army?
Wesley Snipes-- dealing with his tax problems, I guess.
Unleash the Hover Hounds of War!
Can anyone keep up with their name changes anyway? They're not even Xe anymore, which certainly didn't sound all that Murrican. Now it's some Yoorohpeen-seeming misspelling of Academy, I believe.
Austerity for everyone else, but fistfuls of cash for our hired guns! Yay 'Merica!
Always ready to sack and pillage.
With a name like that, he should be a natural.
We Need YOU! For the war on terror! Can you operate a wide variety of weapons? Can you kill without remorse? Do you like to make money? Do you like to drink vodka out of another man's ass?
Enlist TODAY!
(Editorial comment: This can only end in tears)
<a href="http:\/\/www.newsweek.com\/why-rebel-groups-love-toyota-hilux-74195" target="_blank">Darn you Toyota!</a>
Couldn&#039;t we just drone them with porn?
Can we just use the militias and open-carry lunatics we already have? And increase it from 25,000 to AOT,K.