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I have a Hessian soldier ancestor. He was a bit of a douche, from what I've researched.

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Well, you've done it before.

Oh, and the Toyota plant in Woodstock, Ontario is about as big as the Death Star. so there's that.

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Billo wants to volunteer to be the errand boy, fine by me...

yea, I thought so.

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Works for Limpballs too.

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Fap Troopers

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Heh. Looks like the Swiss will have to do a little brushing up! May I suggest the Pope's mercenary army?

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Wesley Snipes-- dealing with his tax problems, I guess.

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Unleash the Hover Hounds of War!

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Can anyone keep up with their name changes anyway? They're not even Xe anymore, which certainly didn't sound all that Murrican. Now it's some Yoorohpeen-seeming misspelling of Academy, I believe.

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Austerity for everyone else, but fistfuls of cash for our hired guns! Yay 'Merica!

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Always ready to sack and pillage.

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With a name like that, he should be a natural.

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We Need YOU! For the war on terror! Can you operate a wide variety of weapons? Can you kill without remorse? Do you like to make money? Do you like to drink vodka out of another man's ass?

Enlist TODAY!

(Editorial comment: This can only end in tears)

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<a href="http:\/\/www.newsweek.com\/why-rebel-groups-love-toyota-hilux-74195" target="_blank">Darn you Toyota!</a>

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Couldn't we just drone them with porn?

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Can we just use the militias and open-carry lunatics we already have? And increase it from 25,000 to AOT,K.

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