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They have a new educational procedure to reduce the frequency of misinterpreting satire when written words are ineffective or contraindicated.

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Personally I would love it if some A-listers (and I am olds, I am not sure who they are) would be all, "Sure, I'll play the inauguration, provided you release your tax returns, a medical report done by the current white house physician, take a hair sample drug test, and complete psych eval.

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the biggest problem i see here is that Bill O'Reilly is still wasting perfectly good oxygen.

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Seriously. This makes as much sense as "I hate cigarettes. Make me make you smoke 5 packs a day so that I can show you how really horrible they are."

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Putin could "persuade" the Bolshoi to perform for the inauguration if the Rockettes back out but few Americans could appreciate them.

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Senator Yertle?

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Why does Bill-ew always have the words he's saying displayed behind him? Is it because of the olds who maybe can't hear? I'm an old, so I guess I can count my blessings, mainly that I never have to hear or read anything dillweed has to say, except from Wonkette, which is always accompanied with amusing commentary. Oh, BTW Bill-ew, eat a horsecock sandwich.

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There is a pubic hair joke in there somewhere under the ban-hammer.

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Is it her Map of Tasmania? Trigger alert: Amanda Palmer videohttps://youtu.be/rcoreV10hI8

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I think, that instead of reading each of these articles, I will simply drink one beer for each post and then pass out. I will feel terrible in the morning, but on the other hand, four years of this.

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If Jessica designs pretty shoes, I might have to reevaluate my opinion of her although I read an article about her dad's promoting her as her agent, making a creepy reference to her large bosom and her hotness (almost Trump-style.)I do think we ought to have a workshop similar to "Build-A-Bear" in which we can design shoes and purses.

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Head-first. As far as it will go.

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I think Krauthammer started making sense a couple years ago after years of neoconservatism, as if Yahweh gave him a soul or the Blue Fairy from Pinocchio made him a real boy

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YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE HOLLYWOOD INDUSTRIES. *waves cane in face

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Billo has had trouble attracting celebrities to his show. Sometime shortly after 9-11, he had some pissing match with Matt Damon and invited him to talk about it on his show and Matt Damon said he didn't want to be on his stupid show(or something like that. It's a blur, I was married and my kids were toddlers and...)

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Why didn't the Rockettes perform at either Obama inauguration, Bill? Riddle me that?

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