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PsycWench's avatar

Imagine the "reality" shows: Girls Gone Wild: Good Friday edition!

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The Quirk's avatar

I feel I say this earlier and earlier every year, but -- As a Retail Worker American, FUCK CHRISTMAS.

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PsycWench's avatar

I'm pretty sure that a lot of O's followers would be happy to see Passover and Hannukah stricken from that list as well.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

<i>So they just wiped out all our traditions because these people</i>

Well, if that means a ban on Christmas music while Halloween decorations are still up in the stores I'm all for it.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm still waiting for one of these persecuted Christians to explain why Christmas and Easter are the only two religious holidays kids get off.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they still have dim sum

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

smug, self righteous asshole, also too

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's an excuse to be an asshole to people you don't like while simultaneously wallowing in self pity over your imaginary butthurt, with a side order of narcissistic self importance and and a heaping plate of intolerance

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Yep, Christmas and Easter have a huge significance to the Judeo portion of Judeo-Christians...

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Well, yeah, but so are most republican causes...

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

BECAUSE I WASN'T A HOLIDAY!!1!!1!1!! INPEACH!@!@!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Aw, man. Is it time to duck weaponized fruitcakes and run through the tinsel minefields again?

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