It's that time of year again. The first snows are falling, the college kids are planning their trips home for Thanksgiving break, and the calls for impeaching the president are stretching into their sixth year. And so, it it time for the festive celebration of the War On Christmas, that annual ritual where Bill O'Reilly and all of Fox News protect the rights of Christians to scream "Merry Christmas -- NOT HAPPY HOLIDAYS!" in the name of the Prince of Peace.
I'm still waiting for one of these persecuted Christians to explain why Christmas and Easter are the only two religious holidays kids get off.
it's an excuse to be an asshole to people you don't like while simultaneously wallowing in self pity over your imaginary butthurt, with a side order of narcissistic self importance and and a heaping plate of intolerance
Imagine the "reality" shows: Girls Gone Wild: Good Friday edition!
I feel I say this earlier and earlier every year, but -- As a Retail Worker American, FUCK CHRISTMAS.
I'm pretty sure that a lot of O's followers would be happy to see Passover and Hannukah stricken from that list as well.
<i>So they just wiped out all our traditions because these people</i>
Well, if that means a ban on Christmas music while Halloween decorations are still up in the stores I&#039;m all for it.
I&#039;m still waiting for one of these persecuted Christians to explain why Christmas and Easter are the only two religious holidays kids get off.
they still have dim sum
smug, self righteous asshole, also too
it&#039;s an excuse to be an asshole to people you don&#039;t like while simultaneously wallowing in self pity over your imaginary butthurt, with a side order of narcissistic self importance and and a heaping plate of intolerance
Yep, Christmas and Easter have a huge significance to the Judeo portion of Judeo-Christians...
Well, yeah, but so are most republican causes...
BECAUSE I WASN&#039;T A HOLIDAY!!1!!1!1!! INPEACH!@!@!
Aw, man. Is it time to duck weaponized fruitcakes and run through the tinsel minefields again?