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Jared James's avatar

Clearly, you are reading this wrong. Words like coherent, rational, common-sense, and effective all mean one thing:

THE PRESIDENT IS BLAAAAAAACK! BLACK BLACK BLACKITY BLACK BLACK!

Forgetting that would be like forgetting Benghazi and the IRS.

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Jared James's avatar

He's got my vote.

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Jared James's avatar

When did we start taking polls on facts, anyway? If 93% of the American electorate agreed the moon was alive and coming to eat our babies, would it matter if the government was unprepared to respond to the imminent baby-eating threat?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

to be fair, it's not just Fox. Most of the MSM is spewing their fear mongering BS and yes, most cowardly Americans have bought into it hook, line and sinker.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Republican problem-solving flow chart:

Can this problem be solved by lowering taxes on the 1%?

If YES, then do that.

If NO, then it is not really a problem.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

When future historians look back and try to figure out the causes of the collapse of America, I hope they circle the day Fox's application to become a network was approved.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

...unless said president is blah.

FIFY

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ahhhh, someone's been reading from the Betty Crackpot cook book.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

States' rights, in particular.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Can we quarantine gun owners to protect the public? It's just common sense.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Bill-O-ghazi!! Fairandbalancedghazi!!!

Wait. I think I got it backwards..

Blahghazi!! There we go.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

1 pound irrational fear. 1/2 pound each of racism and US exceptionalism. 1/2 pound of scientific ignorance 1/2 pound of exploitation to increase ratings 32 ounces Rush Limbaugh sweat.

Marinate ingredients in Rush Limbaugh sweat for 2 months. Bake under the 50 watt lightbulb that is Bill O'Rielly's intellect for at least 5 24-hour news cycles.

Serves no one.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...well if it is really true that you can get Ebola from feces, then everyone of O'Riellys listeners viewers/listeners should quarantine themselves

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Government by the hypocondriacs, for the hypocondriacs, shall not...oh, I think I'm getting a fever...

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Maybe Bill O'Reilly & Chris Christie should go directly to Kaci Hickox to 'splain common sense to her. And maybe she could 'splain Stand Your Ground and Second Amendment Remedies to them.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

OK Bill, how about we just spray paint a Star of David on the Ebola People’s houses and make them wear a matching patch? Does that sound like a final solution to you?

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