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Cajun Kid's avatar

The problem with Republicans and fighting the reality of the world presented by (most) Democrats is that Republicans have never had more than a tenuous grip on reality.

Also, too: Wow, Theresa Caputo looks hawt up there.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You did it live.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

McCain's pants? I think his arms aren't the only things that don't go up anymore.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Always with the Epiphanius of Salamis comparisons. We get it, PrinceOfSpace!

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

And they're dumb enough to say it loud.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Women voters are a problem. Period.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

...or when Sammy tore the house down in Vegas.

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Wonky Magoo's avatar

But men don't get emotional! We just get PASSIONATE. Because we're defending and protecting you ladies, and that makes us testosterone adrenaline rargh argh biology cavemen etc! (But we're not touching monkeys, so no evolution, bro.)

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PubOption's avatar

Half-assed Ebola travel restrictions imposed today. <a href="http:\/\/www.kmov.com\/special-coverage-004\/Travelers-from-West-Africa-restricted-to-five-US-airports-279938252.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.kmov.com/special-coverage-004/Traveler...">http://www.kmov.com/special...

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I wish I could remember which show, but some time back Colbert had someone (a womminz) arguing the same thing - "libtards are emotional / conservatives are rational" - then Colbert, just with some Socratic questioning, revealed exactly the opposite, and got her to accidentally admit it just by answering his questions. I think it was a "Better Know a District" but it was one of the best Colbert moments ever. Conservative demagoguery almost always bats for an amygdala / lizard brain response. They're not even trying to hide it, but they also deny it.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Women's got "feelings" while men use "logic" to make election decisions.

Explain to me how logic allowed Sarah Palin to be on a national ticket again?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>And then something something Ebola, because that idiot Obama stubbornly listens to experts at the CDC and the World Health Organization instead of instituting a travel ban like smart people at Fox want.</i>

Sorry Bill-O, but Fox Noise has done more damage to this nation than 1000 cases of Ebola could ever accomplish.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Maybe the problem with the wimmenz voting is the <em>time of the month</em> we're holding the elections.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I had a puppy that did the same thing, only it was in Cincinnati.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Killing My Career, by Bill O'Reilly. We can only hope!

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Do you ever ask yourself how much further to the right the R's can go before something just gives? And what the something will be? I mean, I don't, personally, because when I want to be terrified to the point of immobility, I prefer to go to a haunted house, not to think about Republicans - but still, I ask, because I think some of you might be more civic-minded than I am (looking at you, Dok and Callyson).

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