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dshwa's avatar

The number one reason they don't want to help people is they know it will work, and they don't want people to see it working, because then we'll chuck trickle down overboard.

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Get Out Stay Out!!!'s avatar

Unemployment compensation is not taxed, but still not livable wages.

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Get Out Stay Out!!!'s avatar

The aging skunk look is not working for him.

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Steely_Fan's avatar

mid-transformation wolfman Ted Cruz is a Charlie Pierce-level moniker, Stephen. All the upfists!

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He wasn't known as the "foreclosure king" for nothing, he lives to throw the poor out on the street.

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Querolous's avatar

Much better than Green Ham and Eggs.

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Querolous's avatar

If you were to find a Twinkie from that time it might still not be decomposed. https://www.odditycentral.c...

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

I think I heard about the 40-year-old twinkie, but thanks for the link.

Didn’t Hostess do a run of banana cream on a recent milestone birthday of the twinkie?

Honey is still good after thousands of years, allegedly.

OT, but today is Bugs’ 80th birthday. Carrots all around!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

As much as I'd like it to be, growing up on a farm, we always called them brush hogs.

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

It's getting very close to the point where guillotine jokes aren't jokes anymore.

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kermit's avatar

I dunno; they're still making me laugh.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Republicans: we took away your jobs through criminal negligence in the handling of the pandemic. But we're not going to return some of your money so you can live while the economy we demolished is shut down. Sounds like a solid campaign!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

When Drumpf goes, they all go.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

That's what I was thinking. People need the stimulus money NOW! Who's gonna look at your last paystub and calculate the 70%? They'll spend more doing that than if they just sent out the $600, and who knows how long it will take!

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK these people!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I'm storing my extra $600 in a shell corporation in Ireland. Tim Apple knows a guy.

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