Billionaire TeeVee Sensation More Popular Than Well-Known Mormon
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Billionaire TeeVee Sensation More Popular Than Well-Known Mormon
Tacky hairpiece Donald Trump has a higher teevee/approval rating than Mittens, Tim Pawlenty and John Boehner, according to a new WSJ/NBC poll. Nine percent of those polled had a "very positive" opinion of The Donald, while seventeen percent were "somewhat positive" about having this reality teevee joke run for president, for a combined total of twenty-six percent. If Donald Trump and Sarah Palin run for the Republican nomination, MTV gets to televise the debates -- moderated by Charlie Sheen -- as specified in the U.S. Constitution. Also: Why does America hate itself? [ NBC ]
Hamid Karzai did not accept David Petraeus' apology after a NATO air strike killed nine children. Time to find a new puppet president! [ CNN ]
TODAY'S BUTT PADDLE NEWS: In Texas, "student athletes can get paddled for disrespecting their teachers or coaches." [McClatchy ]
Billionaire TeeVee Sensation More Popular Than Well-Known Mormon
I gotcha; I would have liked to have personally paddled the kid who constantly taunted my daughter in sixth grade.
Staring at my sandals, that's a paddlin.' Looking out the window, that's a paddlin'. Paddling the school canoe.....you better believe that's a paddlin'.