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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

My spidey-sense says we will hear the words, "Now is not the time to dwell on the past. We must look to the future..." or something to the that effect during the inaugural speech by the next Democratic President. Just call me Eeyore.

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dansezlajavanaise's avatar

hitler?

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dansezlajavanaise's avatar

i remember feeling warm splashes on my face, which i interpreted as my blood. for some reason, the memory comes back very often.

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Rank Member's avatar

"Maybe we can help. *If he sends us $10, we promise to donate $1 to his campaign. The rest we'll spend on a latte."

Brilliant, SR.

This would be a better investment for Steyer than any tv or online ad campaign.

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Hamilton Ω, Simba, Li'l Feller's avatar

Oh thanks. That's why it was just a hint of deja vu. It's has gotten to the point where I need to look up shit more often before I open my trap.

I hate getting old.

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Hamilton Ω, Simba, Li'l Feller's avatar

Fucking timeline + fucking oldz memory...

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Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

Maybe one of the Tim Ryans....

In the MCU, though, the latest Spider-Man movie put names to most of the faces that had been anonymous for the last 11 years, so....

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Merrie Mac, Libelsländerin's avatar

Become a born-again pedophile rapist. Seems to work for Republicans. Oh yeah, you’d have to change parties. That would be tough.

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Hamilton Ω, Simba, Li'l Feller's avatar

I have things resembling skeletons in closets. I would not dare run for anything other than maybe HOA asshat or something.

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Donkey Option's avatar

Is he really running on impeaching Trump? Does he realize that when a democrat wins the presidency, Trump will no longer be president and therefore not be impeachable?

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Javey♪Undazed's avatar

Really, I'm just a weirdo.

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Bebecca's avatar

Tom, please rethink your candidacy and instead put your money to good use to elect Democrats in both the presidency and in state elections. Please start with giving money to Amy McGrath to defeat McConnell in KY. The world is depending on you.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Me too. If he and Mr. Starbucks were that interested in saving America they'd run for the Senate and kick Moscow Mitches ass.

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Bebecca's avatar

oh yeah, duh. See he should buy commercials, more than he already does or find another way to influence people.

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Marioninnyc's avatar

The twitter and facebook feeds are full of people trying to politely tell him there are more effective ways to spend his $. You're right. He doesn't listen.

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