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I was in a band a few years ago (it was kinda like a class, actually), and we were supposed to do a cover of I Will Survive.

I quit the band.

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I thought Gallagher was dead

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The fact that he still has a career is proof that humor is dead in this country.

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I really hope with 70 something virgins the dude can do better than that. They may be virgins but I believe they have style versus the soul of old man Bin Laden who works to please the ladies. Many of those virgins were friends on the Lardasshians Facebook pages. They know style, fashion and love American petro dollars. And those Armenian asses - I bet they are as soft as fluffy kittens and taste like Smores.

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i'm sorry what? arnie and marie have split and taylor has left 'gossip girls' and i'm pretty sure whitney houston is in rehab again.

who is this 'osama' character?

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Time we all had a 'Gin Laden'!!

Pop, pop, splash.

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Disco Jee-bus will haunt my dreams tonight. Thanks Ken.

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