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The Quirk's avatar

Enough about the Hammandeggers -- WHAT REPUBLIC-WRECKING BAD WORDS DID KIRSTIE (ALMOST) SAY? America is breathless w/ anticipation. Nobody cares about Commando, except in California, where they hate him for not balancing the budget without taxes.

jqheywood's avatar

Das Größere Deutschland

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Lot's of people have a favorite wife. Usually it's the current one-and-only. If you're Newt Gingrich, it's the next one-and-only. If you're Todd Palin, it's ... well, never mind.

MissusBarry's avatar

Ice chips = balanced meal.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

She's talking like Trumpette. Can a White House bid be far behind?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And she did NOT say "I'll be back."

PsycWench's avatar

What does this mean for Mary Matalin and James Carville?

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...Maria Shriver could always just start dating his "Twin" Danny Devito

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...damn it, I know there is a Sarah Connor joke in here somewhere!

Joshua Norton's avatar

Kirstie then retired to her dressing room and polished off a can of Cool Whip and half a bag of Doritos.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Ahnold hasn't exactly kept in tip top shape since his little foray into politics. In fact now he looks like you could hit him with a stick and candy would fall out.