Oh no! According to this Arianna Huffington news box that came up on our junk America On Line 3.0 e-mail account from 1994, Osama bin Laden was the only guy keeping Arnold Schwarzenegger and his Kennedy wife together, and now that he's no longer alive to counsel them about their marital issues, California's official mom and dad have
Enough about the Hammandeggers -- WHAT REPUBLIC-WRECKING BAD WORDS DID KIRSTIE (ALMOST) SAY? America is breathless w/ anticipation. Nobody cares about Commando, except in California, where they hate him for not balancing the budget without taxes.
Lot's of people have a favorite wife. Usually it's the current one-and-only. If you're Newt Gingrich, it's the next one-and-only. If you're Todd Palin, it's ... well, never mind.
Ahnold hasn't exactly kept in tip top shape since his little foray into politics. In fact now he looks like you could hit him with a stick and candy would fall out.
Enough about the Hammandeggers -- WHAT REPUBLIC-WRECKING BAD WORDS DID KIRSTIE (ALMOST) SAY? America is breathless w/ anticipation. Nobody cares about Commando, except in California, where they hate him for not balancing the budget without taxes.
The Boston Celtics?
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Lot's of people have a favorite wife. Usually it's the current one-and-only. If you're Newt Gingrich, it's the next one-and-only. If you're Todd Palin, it's ... well, never mind.
Ice chips = balanced meal.
She's talking like Trumpette. Can a White House bid be far behind?
And she did NOT say "I'll be back."
What does this mean for Mary Matalin and James Carville?
...Maria Shriver could always just start dating his "Twin" Danny Devito
...damn it, I know there is a Sarah Connor joke in here somewhere!
Kirstie then retired to her dressing room and polished off a can of Cool Whip and half a bag of Doritos.
Ahnold hasn't exactly kept in tip top shape since his little foray into politics. In fact now he looks like you could hit him with a stick and candy would fall out.