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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Weakest dictator ever.

Yes. I'd say so.

Terence Stamp as General Zod, shrieking "You WILL bow before me, Jor-El!" was more impressive than this.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Trump has the mental ability of a child, refusing to understand the simple fact that tariffs harm American businesses and consumers. He also thinks that the courts are just only when they rule in his favor, which they seldom do.

Just as he and his thugs intend to "investigate" Joe Biden again, this time because of that asshole Jake Tapper and his vile book, after harassing the Bidens over nonexistent corruption allegations, and Trump made remarks calling Biden "vicious." Every day I hate Trump and his scumbag regime more and more.

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DemoCat's avatar

Tacos and Boxwine for everyone.

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Rain Robinson's avatar

Felonpotus says trillions of dollars are pouring into the US because of his tariffs? He loves big numbers to accompany his flat out lies. Except possibly his sycophant mouthpieces, who else believes the gibberish this conman chicken spouts, really? I could post I won a trillion dollars in a lottery, and it's as believable as his posts. Thanks for the Aryan Stock Photo description for Karoline Empty Head Leavitt. Not a single word she says is ever true.

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Richard's avatar

Do you think Miller gave Elon his shiner when he found out his Mrs. was missing?

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Marycat2021's avatar

Really, is this relevant to anything?

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Richard's avatar

Sure it is!

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Marycat2021's avatar

To what is it relevant?

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Tessie's avatar

"Stephen Miller would be upon the loss of the one (1) human woman who (allegedly) was willing to mate with him"

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I'm not some sort of [heh heh] FANCY BIG CITY SCIENCE EXPERT... but I understand that she lays her eggs in a woodland stream, and on the first warm day of spring, he swims over her.

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Tessie's avatar

"This decision is being hailed all over the World by every Country"

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Yeah, that's just what they do -- stand around on a street corner all day, smoking Marlboros and talking about The Court of International Trade.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

“bumping their cloacas”, LOL 😽🤌👏

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Irreversibly stupid, indeed.

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forestvillain's avatar

Elmo's left the White House...along with him went Lumpy's man-date.

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TripleNana7's avatar

This is awesome! I love your work, and this is just great. I also wish we could meet—and hug—the person who invented Trump Always Chickens Out! Someone on Wall St. Who expected such a memorable and witty slogan to come from money-traders?! But it’s certainly grist for everyone’s mill, and it makes tRump SO MAD. That’s to our advantage. FINALLY, something to our advantage. Thank you for your observations and witty put downs! Love also to Rebecca! (Can’t believe such wonderful people exist in Detroit of all places, but God surprises us all the time. And I know MI is a wonderful state.)

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fuflans's avatar

can't remember what his name is, but he was on nicolle wallace last night.

but yeah, he's the money biz

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Nemo's avatar

There's a great deal that can be accomplished through pure hatred of TRUMP. That's because TRUMP is a uniquely horrible failure of humanity that has spent its whole life earning that hatred. Perhaps the TACO failure can get his TV lawyer Tacopenis to fix it up with the SCROTUS. Joke Crapper can scribble about while he wants.

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Zen Gali's avatar

The story of two quotes:

"The President of the United States must be allowed to protect America against those that are doing it Economic and Financial harm." - Donold Trompe L'Oeil

"...the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger." - Hermann Goering

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dental floss tycoon's avatar

i find it upsetting that when donnie’s weakness is expounded on the commenter rarely mentions his over-arching cowardice …

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Nemo's avatar

in another forum I mentioned just yesterday that Donnie differs from his hero Andrew Jackson in two major aspects: his cowardice and his incompetence at military affairs. All the others: racism, murderous, impulsive, resentful they are the same.

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Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

Trump does this all the time, and I don't get it.

Why the scare quotes around sleazebag? Did he mean to imply Leo is a so-called instead of actual sleazebag?

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Tessie's avatar

Because he's illiterate as well as senile, and thinks quotation marks indicate emphasis.

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Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

Explains why he quotes Trump all the time. Nobody tell him about bold or italics, or it's going to get even messier.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

TACO.

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