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He's a man of letters. Three of them.

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I got a stairway. Keep in my iPod at all times.

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Seems like an obvious case of interdisciplinary discipline.

Edit: and shit if I didn't miss your thesis count the first time through. Well done, as ever.

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Bishop Jenky: "Sounds good to me. Duz it to you?"

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OT: Levon Helms passed away yesterday. Rock on brother. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levon_Helm">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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Pick your poison when it comes to flying. My solution has been Bose Headphones connected to my Android tele-e-o-phone playing back Fiest, Toots and the Maytalls, Asleep at the Wheel, and the Blind Boys of Alabama.

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And you get to ride the American Airline little-tram-that could on your scenic journey of Terminals A-D at DFW. I fucking hate DFW second only to O'Hare. A pissy little 10 minute thunderstorm causes American to cancel 100 flights. Plus, American has the worst fucking boarding process. It's like a lesson in metallurgy: now boarding Platinum, Gold, Silver, Sodium, Nickel, Titanium, Aluminum, all while taking 30 minutes to enjoy their rhetorical bullshit as to why they care.

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That would be Our Lady of the Holy Football, Notre Dame.

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C.S.C., D.D. =

Christian Society of Cretins, Dubious Doctorate

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By the commutative property of Nazis, this makes Obama like the Pope.

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Most Reverend Daniel R. Jenky, C.S.C*., D.D**

*Cock Sucking Cretin **Disingenuous Douchebag

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"extreme secularist agenda" --- a.k.a., the Constitution of the United States

At least for now, until these Xtarded fuckwads get it amended to read "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of a non-Christian religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..."

Which is what they seem to think it says anyhow.

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As a frequent traveler, I will continue to use Southwest Airlines as my company plane. Good Lord, flying on a combined US Air and American airplane and its gaping asshole flight attendants will be like sitting on the first of row of a Gallagher show when he shows his projectile diarrhea skit.

You can joke all you want about Southwest but their flight attendants are fun and the ladies who instruct you on how to buckle your seat belt are cute.

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