Psst, Fox - forget that <a href="http:\/\/slatest.slate.com\/posts\/2012\/04\/11\/fox_news_catches_gawker_mole.html" target="_blank">Joe Muto character</a>; here&#039;s your real mole.
Clearly the wrong GIngrich was running. Callista would have gotten more delegates and less bad press. And Newt would make the most fascinating First Lady in history.
This is eerily familiar. I&#039;m not sure if Fox <i>has</i> cancer or <i>is</i> cancer, but the divorce angle sure fits. I&#039;m assuming while he and Callista-bot are having dinner with CNN, Newt will sneak off for a blowjob from MTV News.
Psst, Fox - forget that <a href="http:\/\/slatest.slate.com\/posts\/2012\/04\/11\/fox_news_catches_gawker_mole.html" target="_blank">Joe Muto character</a>; here&#039;s your real mole.
And for the second time in not all that long, I feel compelled to ask:
Can a cancer get cancer?
That&#039;s just a fact.
Memo to Ole Newt:
When they haul your big white ass out of the office, it&#039;s probably not a good long-term career move to pee in the corner before you go.
Clearly the wrong GIngrich was running. Callista would have gotten more delegates and less bad press. And Newt would make the most fascinating First Lady in history.
Remind me again, why do I care what Callista thinks? She thought to marry you. Doesn&#039;t that result in a disqualification or foul?
This is eerily familiar. I&#039;m not sure if Fox <i>has</i> cancer or <i>is</i> cancer, but the divorce angle sure fits. I&#039;m assuming while he and Callista-bot are having dinner with CNN, Newt will sneak off for a blowjob from MTV News.
Disco inferno.
If Newt had a penny for each of those times, he could afford the $1,000,000 JustPixelz ballot fee. Are you paying attention Mitt?
The worm has indeed turned.
Please refrain from using the expression &quot;going down&quot; in a sentence referring to Newt.